Archive for December, 2007

Day 2 With Number Close the Night Before…

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

So I number closed a girl the night before at Black Finn. When I got her number I asked the usual question. Should I call or text? Her answer was you should definitely call me tomorrow. Alright so here it is and I give her a call as I am on my way to dinner with my family. I have decided that when you call the girl make sure you are doing something like driving or shopping. It just seems to first take the buzz off and second you are doing something which could open the conversation a little. Another thing I like to do is keep the first conversation short maybe less than 10 minutes. So we talk about some mundane stuff for a few minutes just to build comfort and give an opportunity to set things up for the future. I let her go and head over to dinner with my parents and family. I bounce from there and get a text from this girl. She is inviting me out to the bar to hang with her and her friends who are watching the game. I give her some shit on this and say well I will if you come pick me up. No dice she says she won’t do that. Alright well I tell you what order me a drink and I will be there in a few. I really didn’t feel like going out but a buddy told me hey look if you go out you are for sure getting some. I take his advice and head over. I get there meet her friends and they eventually bounce leaving us alone. I keep it very cordial and run almost zero kino. The only kino we had was maybe our knees touching or something. The conversation goes extremely well and she eventually decides to come over to my place. We get to my place and pick a movie to watch. She throws the dvd in and lays on my legs and starts rubbing me. Geeze this girl really wants to get fucked. We start messing around and I grab her hand and take her to my room. Things go from here but she has no interest in having sex. Not sure what her reservations were but she certainly didn’t mind blowing me. She was pretty good and swallowed.

She ends up sleeping over and we go to breakfast in the morning. When we get up I go to the kitchen where my phone is and see I had a booty call at 6:00 AM from my upstairs neighbor. I am just laughing my ass off at this and she sees the text. I have never slept with my upstairs neighbor but she gives amazing head. Maybe the best I have ever had. So later that day I decide to get in touch with the neighbor and see what the text was about as I thought it was her just fucking with me. Well it turns out it was legit and she was just up super late and horny. So we make plans to hang out that night instead. I head up to her place at around 10:30 fully prepared to sleep with her. I get up there and she is already in bed and just left her door open for me. We start messing around she gets on top of me and a few minutes later she orgasms by just rubbing on my dick. Hey that is alright with me because now you can blow me. She proceeds to do the deed and it is marvelous. Alright so that is two blow jobs within 24 hours. I have always wanted to sleep with two girls within 24 hours but this is a close second and I am happy about it.

Hashing Out The Night…

Saturday, December 29th, 2007
Hello All…

For some reason I like to sit here and reflect on the night. Of course if I pulled a SNL I prob wouldn’t be here right now writing this but my game is not worthy of the pros.

Before I write anything else I want to talk about regrets. We all have them and the one ingrained in my head currently is from this evening. Who knows what outcome was in store but I was in with what I would call a HB8.5-9.0 and I let it go. How do I know I was in? Well anytime you hear you look like some A list movie star she is prob into you. I was negging the shit outta this girl and she was so fucking into it. Let me tell you guys being an asshole is where it’s at. At least for me. I must really pull it off well or something I am not sure but the last xx times I have gone out that is what everyone says. And yes I reassure them I am an asshole by telling them…hey I told you I was an asshole. Why the fuck do girls eat this shit up so much? Enough of my rambling sorry a little buzzed at 3:00 AM. But this girl had on those shoes whatever they are you know the furry ones…and of course I used the line I like a girl who chooses comfort over sytle. Second time I have used that in two days and the girls just love it.(Make sure she is good looking to use this line) Gave her some more shit about I who knows what and then they bounced. They were making the rounds around the bar and bam they ran into me again. Of course I give them shit about going around the bar so quick. Bam then again now I am on the other side of the bar and this chick backs up into me and starts grinding on me. I give her shit again and she is eating it up. HB: You look like Edward Norton….(I have never heard this one before…WTF???) Me: So you are attracted to me. HB: Shaking her heard YES…Saying yes and saying some other shit and she bounces…WTF why walk away…Fuck that shit I’m not chasing.

I turn around and instantly start talking to some other girl. Am I fucking retarted??? The answer is YES and even now I am sitting here pissed. Let me tell you I didn’t even remember that chick until it was closing time and I was in the parking lot. How is that possible…ALCOHOL…

So I end up being a HOMO and building rapport with this chick for the next 45 minutes or whatever until closing. I guess my brain told me go with the sure thing and I forgot about the other HB9. Or it was the Alcohol…LOL. Ohh and yes I was an asshole to her. I think my new rule is never jump through any fucking hoops. For some reason this is working for me. Even if I make her jump through a hoop first I don’t think I am going to jump anymore. Maybe on day 2 I will have to go there but on the first night it seems like it’s working out.

HB: How old are you?
Me: Guess
HB: 25
Me: No
HB: (this girl actually asked higher or lower) Higher or lower?
Me: Higher
HB: 28
Me: No
HB: Well how old then?
Me: I’m actually 123
HB: ??? Laughing her ass off
Me: Never told her…hahaha

I can guarantee you no one has ever done this to this girl and she loved it. You know she was sitting there thinking wtf why is this guy not telling me his age? Make them think gentlemen. If they are thinking about you they are wanting to get to know you.

Night before…

HB: What is my name?
Me: I know your name.
HB: Then what is my name?
Me: Do you want to kiss me?
HB: We just met I don’t even know you.(Only use this line if she is into you)
Me: Just completely changed the subject.

Later in the evening after I got her to buy the entire group a round of shots.

HB: What is my name?
Me: I tell you what kiss me and I will tell you your name.
HB: A kiss on the cheek.
Me: Nah that is not good enough. I tell you what how about a kiss no tongue.
HB: Ok a peck.
Me: Nah at least an open mouth but no tongue.
HB: OK
KISS
HB: Ok what is my name?
Me: I intentionally tell her the wrong name.
HB: (Is super fucking pissed.)(I mean LIVID)
Me: Ok JK(I tell her her name)

I had no choice here but to tell her her name. She was so into me after this and for whatever reason I blew this girl off. Not sure if it was the booze or I just wasn’t into her. I should of at least number closed just for the fun of it.

Alright I hate to give this away but hell you guys prob already do this.

Walking by and see a girl taking a pic of two other girls. So I approach them and say hey how about I take a pic of all three of you. Of course the girls love this idea. So I back up and snap the pic. Ohh I forgot to mention I raised the camera above their heads. I walk over to them and show them the picture. The girl who owns the camera is super pissed but one girl is totally digging it and laughing her ass off. So I say ohh ok let me do it again. I pull my friend over and tell him to get ready for this. So I snap the pic again but turn the camera around and take the pic of us instead. The camera owner is way pissed now and grabs the camera just as the flash is going off. Needless to say the camera owner hates me at this point and is a total bitch. But guess what fellas one of the 3 girls is totally digging me now and asking me what my name is blah blah. Now I will point out that while I was definately in with this chick unfortunately my game was lacking and I ejected. But If I had good enough game that was an easy KC and NC for sure. At least 99.747372399234% sure.

Anyways enough rambling at 3:29 AM. Feel free to critique my shitty ass game as I learn from mistakes and appreciate the cirtisism.

What Makes Someone a Hero…

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

WTF is going on with me? I am sitting here reading a story and tears are flowing down my cheeks. I am not the type of person to wear my emotions on my sleeve. In fact my last girlfriend hated the fact that I showed very little emotion. If she could pick 2 things she hated most about me that would be one of them. So why in the world am I feeling this way all of the sudden. The story is about the subway hero. This man saved an 18 year old kid from being run over by the subway. He literally jumped onto this kid who was having a seizure; bear hugged him and saved him from being killed. The man used his body as a shield and basically risked his own life to save this person. Wow what kind of person does this? Even with his own two young kids standing there he did this. How does someone make that decision?

I remember reading this story a year ago. It was just brought back up in the news since it’s the one year anniversary. Last year when I read this story I certainly didn’t show this kind of emotion. So why a year later am I feeling this way. I guess that is how life works. You naturally change, grow, and adapt as a human being. Maybe I am starting to realize showing emotions is ok. Nothing bad is going to happen. The subway hero is my hero today. I could just imagine sitting down and having a cup of coffee with him. That would be an interested conversation. I bet you could learn a lot.

Went to Blackfinn and Had a Pretty Decent Evening…

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

I was dancing with some girls and finishing my drink. I noticed one of the girls I was dancing with was holding an empty drink. So I gulped my drink down and set my glass in her glass. It was fucking hilarious. She got so pissed but gave me a huge IOI when I did it. Grabbed my hand and took me over to the bar. Of course as you can imagine wanted me to buy her a drink…NAH that isn’t happening. I told her you buy the first round I buy the second. We compromised on buying shots and drinks and splitting the tab. This pissed her off even more since she never buys her own drinks guys buy them for her…yah right. Later kiss closed that and put my number in her phone.

I can tell my game is way too assholeish(is that a word?). Several people called me an asshole. I really need to get some body language tactics down or come off more as cocky funny. But I will say this line solves everything. If you piss someone off just use the MM line by saying I’m sorry I didn’t mean to cross the line. I was mearly trying to define the line. I will know next time where that is and make sure not to cross it. Bam the chick I did this to warmed right back up to me. Only prob was I ejected as I didn’t have anywhere to take the convo. Rehashing this in my head right now I wish I would of taken it somewhere. Right after I said that she really warmed back up to me. Oh well.

After I ejected out of her I just ended up getting lucky really. As I was walking through the crowd I did this weird move. As I was approaching two HB’s I kinda slid over to them(which they saw) and then immediately turned my back. At this exact second my boy walked up and they were like ohh hes cute. Bam I turned around and was like yah hes super good looking and they started saying and so are you…its on. Now this is def fools mate here. I mean pretty much any guy who walks by at this point was prob in… So from there I started dancing with them and switching dancing with both of them. Start making out with one of them and then pull the other one over and start making out with her. These chicks I was told were like 40 but damn they had smoking hot bodies…geeze. Ended up making out with the one chick for 30 minutes and # closed it.

It sucks if you don’t pull a SNL it just doesn’t seem successful. I mean what r the odds I end up hooking up with this 36-40 yr old girl. I would say slim to none.

I’m 29 but look much younger. She kept saying I’m so much older than you. All I could say to that is nah I’m way older than you. Can anyone lend some advice on this? She has the stomach of a 18yr old. Her whole body is tight…ugg.

How should I play this one? Should I call or text her? WTF should I say since she was playing the I’m too old for you card? Really why the fuck were you rubbing on my cock all night?

So What is The Point of This Site…

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

So what is the point of this website? I mean why don’t you just keep a diary? Why post all of this online for everyone to see?

Well the first reason for this is I am being selfish. I want to be able to read my entries and learn from my outings and experiences. I am the type that I have to do something myself usually if I want to learn it. While watching and learning from others has some success with me I am naturally stubborn. I like to write about what I have done so I can later reflect on success and failure. Secondly I want to just come back and read all of this later down the road and have a nice laugh about it. I wish I would have recorded all aspects of my life. Those who keep a daily diary will have some extreme fun when they are old. They will be able to look back on all the mundane aspects of life but at that point they won’t seem mundane at all. They will be the greatest gift to your future self. Now of course this site is not about all aspects of my life. This is the aspect of my life where I want to meet and date many women. I highly doubt this site will evolve into any other part of my life.

Great so you are doing this for your own reasons but why post it online? Well that is a very simple answer. I want others if they so choose to read what I post and possibly learn from it. I am not saying I am some god of meeting women or anything. I am just saying hey maybe something I write will help others out in the pursuit of women. If this isn’t the case then maybe it will be some form of entertainment for you.