So I swing over and pick him up. Usually I like go throw on some badass shirt but I will rock what I have one. Here is mistake number one. Not really but in my head it was a mistake. I should have just stopped by the house and thrown on a shirt that I liked for no other reason then to just make sure I felt 100% confident. I felt alright in my current outfit but only about 90% confident. Did this alter the evening? I don’t know I mean probably not but who knows. So since it was Thursday we decided to change things up a bit and head out to Cowboys Red River. Yes this is a place that people with cowboy boots and hats frequent. The thing I like about this place is you immediately stand out from all the guys in boots and hats. In addition I just like this place because I have had very good success here in the past. So we get there walk in and the place is mediocre at best. I think being that it was cold outside and the fact that the holidays were just getting over a lot of people were not in the mindset of going out just yet. So we get there walk around and I am not feeling it at all. Bam mistake number two. I instantly don’t feel like it and I am certain this showed in my demeanor and personality. If this happens you should either immediately change your mindset or just leave as the night will almost certainly be worthless. So we go to the bar and order a shot and drink. I give the hottie bartender shit about her outfit while my wing goes AFC and hits on her. Umm dude you are never going to get that bartender with that shitty ass game. While he tells her she is hot I tell her that her outfit reminds me of a disco ball. So across from us at the bar are the only two good looking girls in the joint that I have seen. I tell my friend what to say to open them. Now he probably could have opened them with anything but he uses what I tell him and it worked. At this point I don’t remember what it was but I later joined the group and we hung with them for about 30 minutes. One of 35 and looked pretty damn good for her age. The other one was 30 and had a karate body I mean just tight. While he gamed the one with the smoking body I worked the older one. She seemed really nice and about half way through the conversation the girls somehow changed positions. This wasn’t me and my wing who did it but the two girls who made the move. They did it with absolute precision. So either oldy was into my friend or the other one was into me or on the offshoot chance they both liked us just in opposite order(Isn’t my grammar badass hahah). So karate body asked me to dance. Sure I will dance but you have to teach me as I don’t know two stepping. We dance around talk some more I give her shit about her name Sabrina. Yes I call her the witch and she takes great offense to this. I think she was a church girl or something and you know how some of them folks feel about witches, demons, magic, stuff like that. Anyways we go back to the bar chat some more and get kinda bored and decide to go find other women. We walk around and I am ready to hit up Addison for the rest of the night as this place is 100% lame. My wing proceeds to get absolutely shit faced. He is probably about the drunkest I have seen him. As we are walking by he hits up ohhh maybe a HB4 hahha. She is with a HB3 LOL. I’m probably being a little harsh here but it’s making me laugh right now as I am writing this. Blah blah he is talking with HB4 and I feel obliged to at least keep HB3 entertained as any good wing should do. Thank goodness for me she gets a call from her babysitter and has to leave. I would have been super pissed if I had to spend the next 90 minutes keeping her entertained. Long story short I be the nice guy and wait in boredom while he hits this girl up for the next 90 minutes. I dance with another girl who is marginal at best definitely not my type. Talk with her for a while and thank goodness time finally goes by and we make it to closing time. Wing ends up going home with HB4 and I head home.
This evening was definitely the worst night I have had out so far. It was just straight up boring. I was ready to go the second we walked into the place. I could just sense the vibe sucked. Could I of stayed in set with karate body and landed her number? Who knows? I have a feeling she wasn’t right in the head so I am ok with not getting her number. Could the night overall been better? The answer is probably yes. It is amazing how much your mindset characterizes the evening as you will read in future posts.