So Monday night rolls around. I really don’t want to go out tonight. Then like clockwork my phone starts blowing up. I know people are going to Finn and a new wing p4nzer wants to go to Martini Ranch in uptown. Well I am all about going to new places plus uptown girls are usually hotter for some reason. P4nzer and JP roll up and we all go inside. I can tell right away the place is going to be pretty good. Besides all of the tables there is a pretty good bar area. I love when there is a bar that gets kind of crowded. I just open well in these situations. We immediately walk up to the bar to order a drink. There is a seated 3 set at the bar. P4nzer opens with something that gets him blown out. Since he was blown out I decided to take over. One of the girls was very receptive. I later reopened her with will you be a doll and order me a drink. So far I have field tested this twice and it has worked both times. She orders me my drink and we chat for a bit.
From here everything seems to go pretty slow. I have a good time just hanging with these guys but that is not our mission. I really want to see p4nzer succeed and the only way for that to happen is he has to approach. We were standing next to an old fat guy who was not attractive in the least. He had two HB’s with him. We were all just like WTF how does this guy have these girls. Well p4nzer decides to go find out. He opens the guy and finds out that the guy is married to the blonde. Wow man way to go. He must have been the greatest PUA or all time haha or just rich. The other one who had a phenomenal ass JP opened and it fizzled.
At some point during this interaction I go open the seated 3 set again. I like to do this. I like to keep it cool so I can always reopen. Hell you are going to be there most of the night and they will most likely as well. So if you keep things on that level you can always reopen. So I go back over and tell the girl to be polite and introduce me to her friends. Keep in mind I still haven’t even introduced myself to this girl. Most would think this is retarded but it’s just my game. I never introduce unless they ask me my name. So the other girls are very receptive and they all start saying I am cute. I just play it off like they are saying the word celery or something. In fact I actually DLV myself here on purpose. I have noticed I have been doing that a ton lately. It turns out two of the girls have two kids each. This is insane as one of them has an extremely good body. The other one is a little heavy set so I can believe that. The third one is younger, better looking, and has no kids nor does she want any. What sucks is ugg was all over me and I couldn’t break away to get the decent one. Ohh well maybe next time.
So we are starting to get ready to bounce from here and hit Finn for the last hour. I really don’t want to leave until they have opened another set. So we are in about the middle of the bar and here come two pretty good looking HB’s. P4nzer asks me what I would open with. I am very situational so I tell him. They are wearing these really nice dresses. I tell him to use a prom opener. It works like a charm. JP swoops in and wings and everything seems to be going very well. Not that I see any IOI’s but the body language seems to be receptive. After a few minutes of conversation for some reason both parties eject.
While they are in conversation a HBBlonde is dancing near me. This chick might be on drugs or something. She has been opened by every guy in this freaking place. She starts dancing very close to me which I take as proximity. She spins around and is right in front of me saying hello. She bangs her glass into mine on accident and of course I neg the shit out of her. Even while this is going on other dudes are coming up. I guess she just looks approachable or something. I comment on her tattoos asking her if she got them in prison. Here is the exact line. Notice how I compliment then neg. I like your tattoos. Did you get them in prison? She laughs at this. I really love negs. I get blown out from them every once in a while but for the most part I can tell they build attraction. Most guys just say shit like your beautiful or some other gay stuff so most women actually like negs. From here she rolled off. Still think she was smoking crack or something. We bounced as well.
So we get to Finn. We take separate cars and I arrive first. I know about 5 people inside I just have to locate them. Before I do anything I have to piss. As I am exiting the bathroom HBGamergirl who I told to lose my number on Saturday walks right up to me. Ohh damn I knew she went here on Mondays but I didn’t expect her to be here. Well as it turns out she is here with a date. We are talking standing front to front and she tells me he is right behind me. I turn around introduce myself shake his hand and turn right back around and start talking to her. Yes I blew this guy the fuck out. He leans over and asks her roommate who the fuck I am. She tells him ohh just some douche bag. So I am chatting her up while the date is right behind me. Keep in mind she has deleted my number out of her phone. But in truth she came there that night hoping I would show up. I tell her I will be coming over to her house later that night and she agrees. It is just insane how you can build up insane levels of attraction if you do the right things. I am still stunned by this. It turns out while this was going on her date left the venue. He was pissed to say the least and I feel sorry for him. Hey buddy come talk to me so I can turn you into a non homo. She ejects and her and her roommate head home.
As we were talking I notice a few friends over in the corner dancing. I head over there and bs with them. As I am doing this HBGamergirl and her roommate walk by. She just stares at me the whole time they are walking by. My friends turns to me and goes was it just me or was that girl eye fucking the shit out of you the whole time she walked by. It was pretty hilarious.
One of the guys wants to go meet some women. I can tell he probably doesn’t do very well with the ladies even though he is a good looking guy. I want to help him out so we roll off and start looking. At this point I run into p4nzer and somehow lose this other guy. Now it’s me and p4nzer who are on the prowl. I noticed a 4 set of hotties when I first walked in the place. I had to piss so bad I walked right by them. I did have time to make a face at the group when I walked by since one of the girls stuck her ass into me as I was walking by. A face like umm control your girl she is crazy in a joking way.
Well as we are walking by two of the girls are dancing all freaking on each other. My typical line is hey lets keep it PG-13. Almost every single time I have used this which is a ton girls are pretty receptive of this line. It is usually just a way for me to fuck with girls and have a good time. I usually say it and roll off. But this time I decide to add a line. After I open with that I ask if they are lesbians. Now I don’t remember exactly what happened right after this but for some reason one of the girls leaves. The other one stays and is very open to the conversation. Everything is going good and I of course throw out some crazy negs. I have never seen so many IOI’s in my entire life. She must have thrown out at least 8 within 3-5 minutes. It was nuts. Grabbing my arm, waving her hair with her hand, grabbing me some more, blah blah blah. I eventually ask how she knows her friends and she says they work together at a club. From here she is sketchy and it’s where I lose her. She doesn’t want to elaborate on the club job. Of course we all know she is a stripper but for some reason she is shy about this. I tell her how my ex was a dancer. She asks where and I say Men’s Club. This is a total lie by the way but I figured it would calm her down and let her realize I was ok that she was a stripper. But it had the complete opposite affect. Somehow I let the conversation die down or something and she went back to her friends. I turn to my wing and we chit chat for a bit about it. He was standing right there the whole time listening to the conversation. We both agreed that she was throwing off crazy IOI’s. He said he thinks she has A.D.D or something which I must agree. I have never seen anyone give that many IOI’s and then be non receptive. Unless they were all fake ass stripper IOI’s which sits in my head as a possibility.
From here I just hang back with some friends who I haven’t seen in a while. One is a good looking guy who is actually opening? Hrmm I haven’t really seen him do that. And of course he opens some of the hottest chicks in the joint. Since he got blown out I wanted so bad to walk up to his target and open her just to see what would happen. Her coat provided the perfect neg so I think I could have opened pretty well. He opened her with some total AFC your so beautiful comment. I know part of me just didn’t want to do it in case it would piss him off but for the most part I chickened out. Yes she was that hot. How homo does that sound? That is why I like writing this on paper. It is a way of me calling myself out.
At closing time 3 of my friends wanted to head back over to their place and continue drinking. I called them homos and told them I was going to go get laid. Off to HBGamergirls house I went.