I never wrote about this but wanted to since I really screwed up with this girl. This took place back in mid December of 2007. She was the first hired gun I had ever hit on. I was out to eat dinner with my brother and his girlfriend. The break up was still very fresh but I had already gone out a few times and had success with women. I was feeling pretty confident already in my game. As we sit down a pretty cute waitress greets us. She is somewhat my type. I like petite girls and she is definitely that. While I am not a huge fan of blondes she is still very attractive. So I let me brother and his girlfriend know that I will be hitting on her at some point during dinner. I don’t use those exact words but I tell them to go along with me if I say some crazy shit.

So finally as we are wrapping dinner up I ask her how many tables she has. We were her only table. This right here was my way of finding out how busy she was if I run some game on her. So I start out with my game and she is finding it very amusing. Amusing in a good way and I end up number closing her. I text her later that night and she is very responsive. We have some awesome banter over the next few days and this eventually leads to a date. Before the date can happen though my brother and his friends decide they want to go to her restaurant again. Well he talks her into going out that night instead to a bar in Addison. So she is texting me the same time they are planning this and I go as well. The bar kinda blows and I don’t build any great connection with her. As we are all leaving she agrees to come back to my place to watch a movie. I went pretty much AFC here and didn’t make a move or anything. She gave no signs of wanting me to so nothing escalated. This was definitely mistake number one. At some point when you are with a girl you need to amp it up just a bit. Even if it is just one peck or something. This does two things. It lets her know what you are interested in. And second it makes her start getting into the idea of this happening as well. She becomes more sexually attracted to you. Since this I have never made the mistake again. I am always escalating and assuming she wants it.

Alright so that night ended without even a kiss. The next night we agree to go to Sushi. Here is where I made a brutal mistake. Before we even went out this night during the day I invited her to a Stars game the next night. This was a horrible move. I was under a deadline to find a date and I asked her. This was making it seem like I was too clingy and cramping her space. This might work with some girls but I would say not with most that you haven’t amped up things sexually with. So during our entire time we had spent together up to this point and during dinner I royally screw up in one more way. I do way too much push material. Ohh that is why you and I would never get along. That type of stuff. I mean great if I did equally as much pull but I didn’t. Another thing I did wrong was talk too much about myself. LESS is MORE. Stay mysterious and never reveal too much about yourself. I of course know that now.

Anyways I really wanted to write about this to show just how much I screwed up. Learn from your mistakes. Learn from my mistakes. I made so many during my short time with her. My text game with her was awesome and I know I built attraction through that alone. But when we hung out I just screwed up. I said and did or didn’t do so many things that turned her off. I am very greatful I screwed up so much with this girl. I learned so much from the entire interaction and know it will help my future outings. In fact it did help. Ever since her I have had 100% success with day 2’s and beyond. My entire demeanor is different with girls now. So the moral of the story is don’t be afraid to screw up. Go get blown out of sets. See how far you can take stupid shit with girls just go gauge their reactions. I guarantee you will be happy you did down the road when you meet a girl you really like and want a relationship with. Practice makes perfect and this is the best way to fine tune your game.

Yes that is the title of this segment. I just walked in the door and the whole way home I was saying those exact words. No I didn’t pull a SNL or anything like that but geeze. I seriously owned the fucking bar this evening. It was as if I could pull any girl in the entire place. Alright that isn’t true I tried to pull one who snubbed me. Big fucking deal cause I pulled way better than her anyways. This is just unreal. This is by far the best night out I have had since I have been single. Three number closes but it might as well of been three thousand.

So my friend calls and says he is going to Razzoo’s. I really wanted to take the night off since I had been out 5 nights in a row. I decided ohh well I will go ahead and go out. I purposely dressed down just to see if I could pull with not dressing very good. Holy jeans with just a T shirt. In addition to this I wore a Fedora hat. I met them up at On The Border since they were there eating dinner. It was him and his girlfriend. We sit at the bar and there are absolutely no good looking girls. We have a few drinks and bounce over to Razzoo’s. We get there and it is absolutely packed. The only problem is this place has ZERO potential(At first glance). I hate when the only good looking girls in the joint work there. I mean these girls get hit on all the time. Alright think how the fuck am I gonna work this night. I know this sounds crazy but I almost want to impress this guy. I want him to think WTF how is this guy getting these girls. This guy is my oldest friend we are like brothers. He used to go out all the time and pull wool like no body’s business. Now he has his first long term girlfriend. The whole night he is just like dude I wish I was still single. I would show you how it’s done. Yah uhuh sure you would. You would pull some fattie or something.

So we order some drinks at Razzoo’s and they are weak as fuck. We have to send them back so she can pour some more Crown in them. Ahh yes these are much better. It’s funny cause when I order the next round I neg the shit outta the bartender. She eats it up and pours the drinks so much better. Can you say crown on the rocks? It is insane how girls eat negs up.

Anyways so I am rocking the Fedora and hearing ohh you look like JT all fucking night. And here is the kicker. Not just from girls but really mainly from guys. I mean I wish I was that good looking and all but dude if you hear that from guys you know the girls are thinking the same thing. I mean fuck I wanted to dress down and all but I really just wanted to see if I could pull girls not looking what I consider my best. Damn this is my best night out so far. I think I might want to consider what I wear in the future. I am basically in shock how this night progressed.

So here is how it began. We step into the bar and order our drinks. Its crazy busy and we decide to change where we are standing. At this point it is me my friend and his girlfriend. We move across the bar and a Hired Gun walks by. I mean seriously this girl is a HB9 all day long. I think a lot of guys would consider her a 10. I don’t even want to think about her right now she is so good looking. Alright no big deal but my boy says something to me about how good she looks. Fuck why you gotta say that.

Alright a back story. I am newly single. I want to stay single. I almost want to sabotage myself so I don’t meet some badass girl and ruin this. I know if I meet the right girl I will get into a relationship and walk away from this. So what do I do? I run the most perfect fucking game in the world on this girl. WTF am I thinking. OMG she is bad as fuck. FUCK! Even right now while writing this I don’t like it. Like I was telling my friend I almost don’t even want to call her. If I do I feel like if things progress she is girlfriend material. I mean damn she might be wife material. This girl is so bad she is light years beyond any girl I have hit on and centuries past any girl I have number closed. On top of this she was a Hired Gun.

Before I talk anymore about her lets backtrack a bit and see how this night progressed. So we are at the bar and my friend’s girlfriend decides to call it a night. She is extremely cool and no matter what I would have had a good time if she stayed or left. She decided to go and it was me and my boy. I could just imagine how good of a wing he would be if he was still single. He was awesome all night and it was excellent hanging out with him. So she takes off and we head up to the bar for another drink. I don’t remember what elapses from here but I proceed to open both girls and guys. If you have read anything of my past posts you know I compliment the shit outta guys. I opened one guy since he was pimped out and that just blew the doors open. I introduce myself as King Henry the 5th. I do this a lot when I just don’t give a shit. Well he lets his posse know that was my name. Bam the rest of the night they all call me by that and are so intrigued by this. Haha it’s hilarious. From here I open a couple blondes on different occasions and they are both into me. I don’t exactly remember what I say but they both open easily and are attracted to me.

After a little while a girl walks by and I somehow get her attention. She turns around and comes back to me. I let her know that she reminds me of my 8th grade teacher and that we would never get along. OMG she ate this shit up. I mean she was practically down on her knees with the shit I was spewing. I don’t know what else I said but it was marvelous. It turns out she was a hired gun and I would meet up with her again.

After a while I had to piss so I made my way to the bathroom. Here is where things get kinda crazy. As I am pissing some guy lets me know that a girl in his group is way into me. WTF holy shit I have never had this happen. This is just NUTS. I tell the guy well you should bring your group over to where I am at the bar. He is definitely a cool guy. So as I am leaving the pisser I see hired gun(First one). I stop by and put my hand around her. I mean who the fuck goes behind the beer tub and hugs the hired gun. She was way into it. I ran whatever game and number closed. Damn this girl was going silly over this. This girl is pretty decent looking with an excellent body. Her body way outweighs her facial looks. I eject from her and go back up to the bar where my friend is. Hrmm alright there is the guy from the bathroom and his group. Yep the girl is right there just waiting for me. This is just insane. I had talked to this girl earlier and here she is again. Let me tell you guys just say the craziest shit to these girls. I know this is why this girl is into me. I gave her shit earlier in the night about who knows what. So of course I open her I mean she Is right in my lap right. She is actually playing this off well and while very open to the idea of me talking to her is almost cold. Her phone is sitting out on the bar and I try to grab it so I can put my number in it. Nah she won’t have any of that. She asks for my phone and puts her number in. But she doesn’t stop there she dials the phone so she can have my number as well. I just want to point out something here. I never ask a girl her name. Even in this case I didn’t ask her name. Now in hindsight I will say right here asking for her name is ok since I know for a fact she was into me. I still don’t ask though and I don’t even know her name right now. Anyways after she did that she bounced and so did her group. I highly doubt I will call this girl as she pales in comparison to both of the hired guns.

So back to the absolute highlight of the evening. I mean I am still stunned by this entire evening. I feel like I could have gotten any girl in this place. It is just crazyness. Alright so how the fuck did I get HB9 hired gun? Well I haven’t gotten her yet but geeze she was so receptive to me talking about our future outings.

Alright so Hired Gun was the shot girl. She was walking about getting people to buy shots. Now I don’t know this verbatim but it went something like this. Hey do you guys want a shot? I say nah we are good but my friend asks what she has. She names them off blah blah. She is out of Jager so my friend passes. Well I don’t pass I don’t want a shot but how about you give me some of your beads? Yes I forgot to mention this was Fat Tuesday so everyone had beads on. At the door they gave you free beads. I didn’t take any at the door on purpose. I wanted to see how many I could get from girls. So anyways she is like sure what color do you want? I tell her to give me the yellow ones because I am gay and trying to meet some guys. Hahah who the fuck says this? She is so into me saying this it is just hilarious. I later tell my friend I told her that and he was just like WTF dude now she thinks I am gay. Alright so she comes back again later and this time my friend gets shots from her. Cool they have Jager this time. Nah I will have umm I don’t remember what I had but Jager is just nasty. I used to drink this all the time with him and it will fuck you up. Get ready for a hangover the next day. She asks me how the yellow beads are doing and I let her know they suck. I tell her I need some purple beads. She says she doesn’t have any. I tell her to go get some from some of the guys in the place. She says alright and she will bring me some. Well the next time she doesn’t have purple beads. WTF you were suppose to bring me purple beads. This is the point that I know things went excellent. I told her she was adorable and I was going to adopt her as my little sister. Blah blah she leaves and later comes back with purple beads. It was fucking golden. I couldn’t even believe it. At this point I know I have to number close. I run some more shit still not hitting on her. I mean sure I might not get this girl. Maybe I didn’t build any attraction. I mean I kinoed the hell outta her but this was so far from my normal game it is insane. I can’t wait to see what happens. Alright so I number close her and she is so into this. She even corrects the spelling of her name as I am typing it into my phone. I would say when this happens it is a strong number close. Alright so I let her know what we are going to do. I ask her when I should call her. She is adamant about whenever I want it doesn’t matter. I even throw in the well but don’t you work blah blah and she is just like nope just call me. Holy shit is this really happening? I mean this is an easy HB9 all day.

After I number close this girl my night is over. It’s over for two reasons. The first is because I am in shock. I know that sounds gay but damn. This girl is just straight up badass. The second reason is I don’t want the girl to see me gaming on any other girls in this place. There is no jealously plot needed or anything. If I do anything else it will sabotage it with this girl.

I turn to my friend and let him know I am actually a little worried. I mean I want to be single for at least a year. I want to have fun and see where this takes me. I want to meet all sorts of beautiful women and have a crazy fun time. I know this girl is so badass that it could potentially ruin it for me. I mean deep down I would like to just have a girlfriend. Hell I am getting old and I need to think about settling down. I want to have kids one day and not be so old that I can’t go run around with them and have a good time. In addition to this I want to be married for a couple years before I even have kids. So being 29 now that doesn’t afford me much time for all of this to happen.

Alright so anyways that was my night. Man the rehash put into words must seem so shittely written. Yes I just made that word up. I just want to remember this night and how it went down. I wish I could have described it better because if I could duplicate this night every night I would have such an amazing time every night out. I know I did stuff tonight to make it turn out like this. I know I built social proof. I know I opened people in a way that made them like me. I know I exuded a certain something that just showed. You can just see it in the way people look at you. I mean it was almost as if I owned the bar or I really was JT. I mean anytime some white guy gets made respect from all the black guys something is going right. That just usually doesn’t happen. Anytime girls give you proximity something is going right. I had it happen so often tonight. Ugg let me figure out how to duplicate this. I mean I was just laughing about this the entire way home. INFUCKINGSANE

This is my first ever Monday night out. I have been trying to get my wing to head up to Martini Park for about a month. He never wants to go out so I never make it out. Finally he agrees to head up there. I had heard from someone that hey had $3 martinis on Mondays so I figured it would be an excellent place to go since women love martinis. Well for whatever reason he is taking his sweet ass time getting ready. I call another guy up and go pick him up and head out there. We get there and the place is dead. I have driven by this place on the weekends and there is a line out the door. I am thoroughly disappointed so we decide to head out to Finn. From here on out Black Finn will be referred to as only Finn. We get up there and while the place is not super busy it has some extremely good looking girls. After a while my usual wing ends up showing up. So it is us three and we are having a good time.

There is a two set of a couple blondes and my wing walks right up and opens the set. I must say lately he is very aggressive and has little reservations on opening girls. It is refreshing to see as he used to seem kind of shy in the past. So he opens the set and motions for me to come over after a few minutes. I walk up and blow this set out of the water. I mean I feel bad this girl got super upset. I use the doppelganger theory on her. Tell her she looks just like some girl I know. I tell her she has unique features on her face. Well I get to her chin and she has the chin like Chevy Chase. She is a good looking girl but probably has LSE. I definitely over neg her as I bring up this chin. I say yes that is a very rare feature and even rarer on a female. Well needless to say she gets pissed and they storm off. My wings both hear this and just start laughing their asses off. Now I had no intention of this happening. I mainly point it out because it just goes to show how delicate negs are. There is a very fine line and if you cross it you are just an ass. While I don’t think my wing was in with the hotter one I do feel bad if I fucked up his set. From the body language reading it from afar I don’t think he was in.

Alright so we head outside since it is so nice outside. We get out there and two girls come up asking for a cigarette. I go on about why don’t you have your cigs in here blah blah and this girl thinks I am a total asshole. Excellent because that is exactly what I want you to think. Because umm you are into me now. She pulls her friend away since I am such a dick. Well they end up coming right back over and I neg the other girl. She has a hat on. I grab the bill and turn it just ever so slightly over. I tell her ahh that looks much better now. Bam all the sudden this girl is into me. They eject and another couple girls take their place. As I am talking to them she comes back over to me and opens me up. Blah blah we talk a bit and her friend comes over and says lets go this guy isn’t even that good looking. She totally blows her friend off and just stays there talking to me saying I have nice teeth blah blah whatever. Well this chick gets nervous or is just cracked out and drops her beer and I guess is so embarrassed she decides to leave. There were a couple other girls around me and I guess she felt pressure or something.

So she leaves and here is my usual wing with two other girls and he wants me to meet them. Hrmm dude where the fuck did you pull these girls from? They are both pretty good looking and I am actually kinda into his target. I guess ever since my ex I just have a different type of girl I like. Now I like girls with crazy ass hair especially if they have an even crazier color in it. Well this girl had a nice figure and that crazy ass hair. But hey you know the rules it’s his target. So he brought these girls over and I just take the conversation over. I can tell the strongest part of my game is with girls that are introduced to me or part of a group. I just seem to be able to pull some good shit out of my ass and they tend to eat it up.

Alright so it turns out these girls are big into gaming. Whoah two good looking girls who sit around and play WOW and first person shooters all the time. That is crazy and I must admit I like that. I used to be a professional gamer so this is cool. I am able to have a really good conversation with them and they are just eating it up. I later find out from one of the girls that the second we start talking about this and I know my shit she basically falls in love. This brings me to a topic I really need to find the answer to.

When you are in a conversation with a girl if you can relate to her on some topic that she is passionate about will this always have the same affect? For example if she is way into cooking and you tell her how you always wanted to just take 9 months off and go to culinary school will she find this very attractive and be into you? The problem is you would either one have to know about everything in the world. Or two you would just have to be an amazing bser and lie your ass off. I really don’t want to incorporate any lies into my game. This honesty stuff is just refreshing and I really don’t want to get away from it. I guess I could go this route just to see the results but would that actually be useful?

Alright so enough with the questions. We end up hanging with these girls the rest of the night. We head inside and grab some drinks and watch people dance around and stuff. I end up making out with this girl and my wing and his girl are just like WTF is going on. I guess they are in shock that she is kissing me. I later hear that this is out of the ordinary for this girl since my wing number closes the other girl. I end up number closing her and was planning on hanging with her that night but my other wing kinda screws this up for me. The girls end up leaving at around 1:15 and I want to leave so I can go hang out with them. My wing is like nah man we have to stay for a while I just want one more drink. Alright man I won’t be selfish get that drink and we will chill for a bit. Well he ends up opening a little hottie and I am not gonna get in the way of that so I let him talk with her up until just about closing. So we finally head out and this girl just isn’t too into the idea of hanging out anymore. I head home and call it a night.

The next day my wing calls and is just sitting there saying dude how the fuck do you make out with these girls. I have seen you kclose so many girls what in the world are you saying to them? Alright now this is another crazy comment coming from a guy who has been with around 200+ girls. I don’t even know how to answer this question for him. He is not part of the game and just acts AFC a lot. For example he might tell a girl she is beautiful or something and I never drop one compliment. Dude when are you gonna learn that shit doesn’t work in night game. I think the way I kclose is I come up with some stuff to talk about that they have never heard. I am a total dick to them as well. I throw out negs and stuff like that. It’s just stuff most guys don’t say to them and they can’t figure it out. Most importantly I escalate when the time is right. If you are doing things correct you just get a feel for when that is. When the time comes I might grab the back of her head and pull her hair. This tends to really spike the BT. They might not be into the idea of their hair being pulled but in that instance they love it. I think I also escalate on the kino which starts to spike BT as well. So it probably turns out to be a mixture of kino and saying crazy shit.

I really need to start recording myself. I would love to have both audio and video. I might start looking into this. It would just suck to watch and listen to nights when you have a bad night. But man the nights that go well would way outweigh the bad ones and just be awesome to see/hear. Talk about instant feedback and calibrating your game.