I just rolled out of bed at 9:00 AM. I can still feel the effects of last nights drinking in my system. I don’t know how I got so drunk. I probably didn’t have very much to eat during the day. That is most likely the culprit. I definitely had one too many. I remember acting like a dumbass though in my incoherent speaking. I can only imagine what my wings thought. I am thinking they probably thought I was a dumbass on the ride home. I remember being in the bar and talking to one of the wings. Just being retarded over how badass the girl I number closed was. Yah she was good looking. I know this because I thought she was when I was sober.
All of that is just jibber jabber though. What I really want to write about is what I just thought about in my half functioning state. That little word none of us likes. FLAKES. Not in the sense that you have a date set up and the girl flakes. In the sense that you number close a girl only to never hear from her again. She gives you her number. She seems very interested. She might even question whether you will actually call her. You do call this girl only to find her unresponsive. She lets her phone go to voicemail. She won’t return your calls. Yes this girl.
I can only speak from my own experiences here. I have number closed a lot of girls in the past couple months. Many of these girls have turned into lays. Looking back on how this happened I came up with this revelation. Please note this is not a law. There are variances to this thought of course. If you start making out with a girl that night you meet her you almost definitely have two options. Either figure out how you are going to pull her and get a same night lay. Or roll her number up and throw it out the window. Almost every girl that I had a make out session with in the bar it stopped right there. I never heard from this girl again. And let me tell you I have had some that I am surprised we didn’t get kicked out of the bar. I mean picture some raunchy ass sex but doing it with your clothes on. That kind of make out session. Even with this kind of sexual tension being built the girl never is responsive to my calls.
These are my Fcloses this year. Probably not in order since I don’t remember.
HBBJ: Never kissed this girl until later at her place. Just ran push/pull cocky funny on her.
HBFirstofyear: I went in to kiss this girl at the end of the night. She backed off. I later asked her why she did this. She said she wanted to but didn’t want to ruin it.
HBNYEGirl: It was New Years Eve so of course we kissed at midnight. We kissed a little more during the night but then I ended it. I sent her back to her friends so I could hang out with mine. Think boring ass kisses and certainly no tongue.
HB30second#close: Only talked to her for about a minute so no kissing. Later ran into her at Sherlocks a few weeks later. We kissed pretty quick and started making out. This doesn’t count as the same night though. Really this was a day 2.
HBIsrael: Once again I barely spent any time with this girl the night I met her. Almost zero kino and for sure zero kissing.
HBSNL: Zero kissing until we got out to my car.
HBGamerGirl: We did kiss a little. This very easily could have turned into one of those make out sessions. She pulled away and said this will ruin it. Let’s leave it with this little kiss.
Unfortunately that is all. I wish the list was longer but alas it is not. But if read not a single one of these was a make out session. Only two of them involved any sort of kiss. The only two that did involve a kiss the kiss itself was actually pretty weak.
I will admit I am a little make out horror. I guess its fun for me to meet a girl and start getting crazy with her in the club. From here on out though I need to realize if I take it to that level I am definitely not going to be screwing this girl. In fact this girl is probably a make out horror as well. She is probably doing this because it is almost as good as sex for her. She probably gets the same release so she might as well just do this.
That is my take. I can only go by my personal experiences. Of course there are plenty of you who have had these make out sessions turn into more. I have no doubt this happens. I even think a lot of the times you can turn them into SNL’s. I know for a fact if I get into a make out session again I will pull away at some point and try to build comfort. Yes you heard me correct. I will back track to the comfort level. Comfort was always skipped over during these make out sessions.