I try to get everyone from the community that I know out tonight. While I hate Sherlock’s I know that they will have a pretty good party there. They add a tent in the parking lot out front. I like this idea. It really allows you to spread out. It was a perfect night out as well. We really couldn’t have asked for better weather. I think about 8-10 guys end up making it out for the night. I love when there are a ton of guys. I can bounce around from mini-group to mini-group.

We meet up with everyone and start bsing. I had a couple drinks at my house before we headed out. Yeah I want to catch a good buzz this evening and have a fun time. I am about to grab a drink when I realize I didn’t bring any cash. I am weird I just don’t like to use my card to buy drinks. Luckily I know a FB is here tonight so I text her to stop by and buy me a drink. She readily agrees and walks over. She ends up buying a round of shots for me Lion, Ratio and her roommate. She is very generous with her money. I could easily take advantage of her but I just don’t do that. In fact I have already repaid her for the drinks she bought me all night. After we do the shot and shoot the shit for a little while she ejects. Excellent. Finesse wants me to wing him in some plan he has to get us drinks. Hrmm I have no idea what you are talking about but I will go along with it. As we are walking over I spot a girl I think my friend banged a while back. I open her with hey didn’t you date so and so. I mean this girl looks just like her but better looking. I really think it is her and so does Lion. She is with two other girls and of course they think I am hitting on her. I really thought it was her and I eject. But a funny thing happened. Her friend yells over to me hey don’t you want her number? Now she was either fucking with me thinking I really was hitting on her. Or she was like umm dude get my friends number for real. Looking back I am pissed because this girl was sexy.

While we are standing at the bar I notice another lay I had from this year start walking up. I go to give her a handshake when she reaches up and starts hugging me. Her rather large friend does the same thing. They are nice we bs for a while and they eject. I later run into them again but this time I talk for a while. Even though we had horrible sex this girl is smitten with me. She is giving me those doggie dinner bowl looks. This is when I just go straight up asshole on her. I tell her we should go out to my car and she should blow me. This doesn’t get me blown out. I mean if I would have escalated this she would have agreed. Then I do something I feel bad about. I am leaning back on this barrel table they have. Some girl walks by and sets her drink down. I yell her down and tell her she can’t put it here. I must have done this in some sort of authoritative way because I hand her the drink and she takes it back and goes and sets it on the bar. HBhorriblelay looks over and me in disgust. She starts calling me an asshole and says how rude it was. Once again this doesn’t get me blown out. I then tell her to give me the lei she is wearing which she instantly does. I haven’t talked to this girl since the night we fucked and she is just mesmerized. I need to figure out what I ran on her. Well it’s probably the fact that she is a HB6. I wish I could get that mentality out of my head but I think it is more than likely the truth.

Me and Ratio head out and he starts using my lei as his opener. I wanted him to open girls with does this lei make my friend look gay but he was using something else. Anyways so he opened a 3 set with it and the set opened right up. In fact I instantly mini isolated with some girl in the group. It was my best set of the night and it didn’t go anywhere. I tried to number close her and she blew me off. And this girl wasn’t even hot or anything I mean maybe a HB6. I have no idea how that happened.

Before most of what I just wrote I almost got into a fight. There was a two set that I had opened twice in the night. Just with some fluff negs. Anyways I am walking by and at least one of my friends is running game on these girls. I walk up and immediately one of the girls walks up to me and starts talking to me. I have no idea what she was saying. I somehow turn the conversation into her being a lesbian. Then I say and your friend she is a transvestite right? This girl went absolute ape shit over this comment. Isn’t it fun what alcohol does to some people. She grabs my hat and throws it down. I pick it up put it back on and I guess her guy friend walks over and says some shit to me. I have this major problem. I just won’t back down to guys in bars. In fact looking back I am going to change this view. It just isn’t worth it. For now on I am going to just straight up puss out and walk away. This guy gets in my face and I just straight up say dude what the fuck are you gonna do about it. He pushes me and I guess everyone gets in the middle of us. So they drag me over a few feet telling me to chill but we don’t leave. Both of the girls come over and start talking to me. If they didn’t get dragged away I have a feeling just like a Ghost I could have salvaged this set. I know that sounds crazy but I feel like it was still an open set.

I remember my friend was in Odessa over the holidays. He got into a fight. I have no idea if this is true but he said someone in that fight was killed from a single punch to the head. I have heard of this happening over the years on many occasions. That is why I say I am going to go ahead and start backing down. I am not a big guy. I have no fighting abilities. Well none that I know of anyways. I have no interest in getting knocked out, beaten up, thrown in jail, or killed. I go out so much now that this is bound to happen again. Hell it has already happened several times. So yeah I will start pussing out. Nothing is proven anyways and when it happens the girls run away.

At some point a hottie latino walks by with a friend. I open them and me and her mini isolate. This girl is very forward. I mean I don’t even have to run a single thread of game on her. She is asking what am I doing later. I am almost stunned by this question. She asks my name and then introduces herself. She insists I take her number. Wow that was quick. She tells me to call her later that night. It was hilarious when I was talking to this girl HBshittylay walks up and ganks my lei right off my neck while I am number closing this girl. Then she goes and don’t forget to save your number as boyfriend. Why so pissed? I do end up calling her later that night. She says she is on her way back to Mesquite. I know right away this girl was full of shit about hanging out. I end the conversation quick so I can find another girl.

Lion is having a pretty good night. He is in the mood to have a good time. He is using this new opener if you want to call it one. He rubs on the girls shoulder and when she looks down he hits her nose with his finger. Yeah the thing you did when you were in 2nd grade. So we are standing there and he does it to a girl who is part of a 4 set. She falls for it and he walks back over. I just find this hilarious. I tell him to do it to her friend who was standing right next to her and saw the whole thing. He walks up and does it to her but she doesn’t fall for it. Some guy in the group is pissed and tells Lion to quit. Lion walks right up to the guy and does it to him. Well needless to say this guy gets extremely pissed at this and gets in Lion’s face. Yeah he wants to fight just like every other homo in Sherlock’s. The guy walks away talking shit but his big black friend doesn’t. He gets in the middle of Lion and this guy and starts doing this weird dance. The guy starts talking shit to Lion so Lion starts doing his disco dance. He then goes to the guy are you dancing with me. It was golden. The guy didn’t think so and got super pissed as well. I must say you played that well Lion. At this point all the bouncers showed up and escorted the group away and outside. Lion later was escorted outside as well and since I was his ride I left with him. I was ready to leave anyways.

Once again Sherlock’s proved to me why I hate it so much. You have a wide array of super low quality females. Sure you will get a HB8 come in on occasion but mainly it is filled with non-hotties. In addition you get all these guys who want to fight. I’m sure in reality they are good guys but in this mix they are douches. I will say it again and I will say it every time I go to this homo place. I will be happy if I never go back.

As we are leaving waiting for the car to pull up I get a text from HBSNL. Need Ass are you available? I must say I like the way she texts. I don’t respond for about 30 minutes and by the time I do she was either asleep or getting fucked by someone else. Most likely the latter. We head back to my place and cook a pizza trying to figure out what we are going to do. Lion tries to get some girls over but that doesn’t pan out. I end up heading over to HBGamergirl’s house and stay the night. We end up doing the deed but I guess with the alcohol I can’t get off so I give up and we go to sleep.

We should have headed out to Lower Greenville. Being the weekend of St. Patty’s day it was going nuts down there. I really believe we would have had a better time. I had some friends heading to Ghost Bar and the three guys I was with had never been. We decided we would head downtown and check it out.

We have several ways in. Lion knows a girl who frequents Ghost. She says she can get us on the list. I know if this doesn’t pan out we can get in with my friends. We end up getting there and waiting outside for damn near an hour trying to get in. Finally I see some of my friends and walk over to them. They are down for getting us in. Well actually the girl who is the leader of the group is down for it. It’s crazy but pretty much whatever she says the entire group does. It is sad…SAD. All of her friends just bow down to her’pathetic. I know she is cool with me and readily agrees to get all of us in.

We head up and I break away from the group. I am cool with them getting us in but have no interest in mooching off their table service. So I head up to the bar and grab multiple drinks. The bar is just way too crowded so I double up. We head over to their table and I shoot the shit with the Alpha Male of the group. He is definitely a cool guy however all of my interactions are with him when one of us is tipsy or both of us are. Tonight is no different. He has a head start on me for sure. We catch up a little and he starts talking real estate. Saying he wants to do a deal with me or something. It means little to me as he is drunk so blah blah blah. Plus he is talking about stuff he has absolutely no idea about. He is telling me about a deal. He thinks he can pick up a $1.5 million house for 500-600k. I try to tell him there is no way and if it was true I would scoop it up in a heart beat just like any investor would. He tells me to help myself to their alcohol and I hold my hands up. I already have a drink in both hands. No thanks.

About this time a couple HB6’s if I am being polite walk by. I open them with probably something stupid but they stop in their tracks and start talking. I end up number closing one of the girls. It is funny because she puts both her first and last name into my phone. That is just weird. Maybe she figured I already had an Amanda in my phone and she wanted to be separated. I end up kiss closing this girl as well. Nasty. Am I smoking crack? She is all about hanging out later that night. Nah.

Then some girl is one of those shiny dresses walks by. You know the ones that are really smooth you can glide your hand over it. Fine you don’t know I am bad at descriptions. Anyways she walks by and once again I open her with well I don’t know what. She is very perceptive and we have a decent conversation. She is kinda cute in her own special way. I might even give this girl a HB6.97w3r8 rating. Yeah she is that special. At some point she is blocking traffic and I grab her hand and make her spin into me. It was a pretty sweet move. We talk a little more but she ejects. No less than 5 times throughout the night this girl walks by and fucks with my hat. It is odd that she never stays and has a conversation. Very odd indeed.

I head up to the bar and grab another drink. When I come back I notice Lion talking to a couple girls. I quickly realize one of them is the girl who was suppose to get us in. I really don’t like to fuck with any girls that my friends have gamed: ie: fucked. I just turn into superAFCMan around them. It’s funny though I have noticed pretty much everyone in the community still tries to game a girl you have nailed. So weird. I don’t know if it is for practice or if they just feel so comfortable around them they feel like their game is on overdrive. Just haven’t figured this one out yet. Anyways she has a friend who I think is cute. I just really like the petite brunette girls. I tell her we should go out on the balcony and talk. She is receptive on this so I grab her hand and lead her through the crowd out to the balcony. At first the conversation started off pretty good. I ask her is she is afraid of heights. She says she used to be. I go into this deeper trying to figure out how she got over them. Talked about bungee jumping and sky diving. Then all of the sudden the conversation turns into her ex…WTF. Alright this is gay and we head back inside. I know this set is blown so I just let her walk off while I open two Hispanic girls. It was pretty sweet. I hit it off with them relatively well but ejected and headed back to the group. I tend to do this a lot. I figure if the interaction goes well I can always go back. Well I don’t have to. She actually comes and finds me with her friend. Either she wanted to find me or her friend did. I have a feeling it was her less attractive friend but I could be wrong. They come over and we start talking. I ignore my target and start hitting it off with her friend. Yes the less attractive one. The target keeps opening me with stuff but I for whatever reason lose interest and eject again. I am not sure why looking back. Even the less attractive one was pretty cute. Chalk it up to retardation.

Fast forward to the end of the night. We are making a round when I somehow open a black girl. She wasn’t that great looking but had a decent body. She is wearing a red form fitting dress with a white purse. I have white shoes on and an exposed white belt. I tell her I only like white things. She goes nuts thinking I am talking about her skin color. I then say no your purse it’s white and it would look way better on me. Even while writing this several days later I am cracking up about this line. And guess what this girl ate it up. I mean I had her attraction switch going nuts. This banter continues for the next 5-10 minutes. Me just progressively pissing her off. But she just kept coming back for more. I was with two wings and we were not budging. They were having just as much fun as me and didn’t want it to end. She came back over and asked how old I was. Of course I said guess. She doesn’t guess but she tells me she is 28. I instantly call her a cougar. I think right after this was when this girl started going insane. She was bouncing all over the place like she was on crack. Hell maybe she was. Two huge black dudes walk up and she opens them. Telling them all about me and how rude I was. She was basically trying to get them to kick my ass. They weren’t buying it though and didn’t even look in my direction.

At this point some blonde walks by and I open her. I am sure I used a line like how are you going to walk by without saying hello. This seems to work very well for me. She stops right there and starts talking. I instantly neg her. She is wearing this pink overcoat. I tell her it would look way better on me. She immediately takes it off and I try it on. Hrmm this fits pretty well actually. I end up wearing it for the next 10 minutes. Damn I wish someone would have taken a picture. A few minutes into this conversation the black girl from early walks by and pours a glass of water on my hat and all over this blonde chick. Whoah the blonde goes nuts and chases this girl down. I guess they talk it out or something and she comes back over. She sits me down on the couch wanting to talk. I end up leaving with this blonde and she is going to come over. It would have been the easiest SNL in the world but her friend cock blocks us in the parking lot. Ohh well she was nasty anyways and I would have regretted it later. I know I was thinking man I really just want to get a BJ out of this. That is certainly what I would have tried for if she did come over.

It’s funny because even after this black girl poured her drink on me I wanted to go game her. It was more of a challenge. I wanted to see if I could bring a girl to that level if I could bring her back down into an attraction phase. I mean I know the attraction was there. This girl was showing plenty of signs to accommodate that thought. But we never built any rapport. So even now I am wondering if I could have walked up to her and said something like hey lets make up. And bam start gaming her for real. I really believe if I did this it would have worked out well.

Like I said I wish we would have gone to Lower Greenville.

I still don’t like Clear. The first time we went we were in the VIP area with a table. That is one of the reasons I don’t like this place. Everyone is segregated between the two rooms. The VIP room houses about 100 people that you rarely see during the night if at all. I also managed to get mind numbingly drunk that night and didn’t run any game. Of course way back then I was brand new and sucked anyways.

Before we headed out to Clear we made a pit stop at Loon. This is the worst I have ever seen Loon. I am not sure I saw even one good looking girl there. So after a few minutes there we headed downtown. I hate driving in downtown. I just somehow seem to get lost every time I go there. But alas we finally made it in front of Clear and paid the enormous $12 valet. Isn’t downtown grand. We get out and see the massive crowd waiting to get in. People don’t you know this place blows goats? So we head up to the list guy and walk right in passing through the masses of people who should turn around and walk away.

I walk down the stairs and immediately to the bathroom. Well at least there isn’t a line. Last time I came here there was a line for the bathroom that lasted about 5 minutes. I walk up to the stall and next thing I know some drunk guy is standing next to me talking my head off. Hey buddy I’m pissing here. It’s funny though because if I was drunk I would find no harm in this.

I head out and immediately up to the bar. I really want to catch a good buzz. I had one drink over at Loon but I feel nothing. I get my drink and everyone congregates around me near the bar. It is a pretty good location to post up for the night. We are almost in the exact center of the club. I am surprised the area doesn’t get way more packed during the night. If they would just start letting everyone in to the place that wants in they would make way more money. I just don’t quite understand the idea behind the list. I mean sure you might sound a little more exclusive but does it actually make you more money?

We are having a good time talking amongst our group when some girl is near me. She lightly grazes me and I turn around and give her shit about being a ninja. I say how she almost karate chopped me to death and needs to be careful. Call her she-ra and she flexes her arm. Of course I kino and feel her muscle. My boy is also talking to her at the same time so I eject and back turn her so he can run game. I will give up every set of the night if it helps my friends. I have no problem with that. After a few minutes she comes back up to me and puts her arm around my back and opens me. We go more into the whole karate thing. I am negging her saying she can’t do shit. She doesn’t know anything blah blah.

She starts asking my about my necklace. What is it? What does it mean? I have no idea. She then sees a ring I have been wearing lately on my ring finger. She starts asking me if I am married. It is a black ring if you are wondering and I can’t imagine anyone wearing it as a wedding band. This girl is so worried. Then she starts going on asking me if I am a player. Geeze girl what issues do you have? At some point I try to kiss close. Unfortunately lately I have been trying to kiss close different then normal. Here is my problem. Even before I knew any game my line was: You should give me a little kiss. Now I must say this has worked so well during the years. And as such it is still imbedded in my mind as a good way to kiss close. So I run this on her she gives a little resistance but she leans in and gives me a kiss. I still highly recommend the line: Do you want to kiss me. Because then if she says no you have a way out by saying I never said you could. It just looked like you had something on your mind. This way you don’t look try hard or like a dork. I really need to get back to using that line.

I don’t know how many girls are competitive but I am guessing a rather large percentage of them are. This is the second girl that I have gamed and got their competitive juices flowing. The last one I had a SNL and won $100. This girl is also competitive. I really wish I could remember how the conversation got started. I am sure I negged her about sucking at something and she brought up that she was badass at everything. Yah uhuh sure you are. So she goes on saying how she is good at darts and some other stuff. I then say well what about bowling. She says she will smoke me at bowling. I tell her we should bet $100 and she backs down. She does say whoever loses has to pay for the date. Alright that sounds good to me. And right after this little conversation this girl is about 100 times more into me. It is odd how well this works.

It is insane how many of her friends come up to her and try to cockblock. Some guy walks up grabs her hand and starts pulling her away. She grabs on to me and says hey you really need to start pulling me over to you. While this is going on I must give props to my boy. He walks up to the guy and tries to start a conversation with him to distract him. Thanks bro. The guy won’t let go though so I give her a little tug and the guy walks off. Then one of her friends and some gay guy keep interjecting trying to do the same thing. However they were no where near as bad. In fact her friend kept taking pictures of us and saying how good we looked together. So it was odd that she was trying to cockblock every once in a while.

Every once in a while she would get pulled away or members of my group would talk to me and she would leave. I remember one girl saying ohh big mistake you should have kept her here. I am like haha yah right she will come back. And of course like clockwork she walks right back up and gets all over me.

During the time she was gone I remember a set that I have to mention. Some crazy hot latino chick walks by. She doesn’t even graze me but I call her on it anyways. Calling her a linebacker and how she almost knocked me over. I would say this move works around 20% of the time. I give credit to Lion for coming up with it. I used to just watch him run it but since I was running solo tonight I decided to start using it. I really like it. So this chick is going nuts that I would say this to her. I then go ohh not another feisty girl from South America. All the sudden her eyes get super big and she is into me for about 2 seconds. HB: How did you know? Then she just starts going crazy on me again. It was hilarious. She then eventually walks off. A few minutes later my back is turned and she walks up and pushes me from behind. Then not 5 minutes later she walks up to me with the biggest dude in the place. She goes this is my boyfriend. I immediately ignore her and start talking to her supposed boyfriend. Yah Right. I compliment his watch and the dude just goes AFC saying how it is from Jacob the Jeweler. They immediately eject as what can the guy possibly say to me. I mean he could have picked me up and threw me across the bar but he knew better. I wish I would have said something like man how do you hang out with her but he was intimidating. It would have been hilarious. I might have gotten the girl if I said that. Looking back I wish I would have just said it but ohh well.

The blonde from earlier comes back over and we start chatting building comfort. At some point she mentions she is a teacher and on spring break. I ask what grade and she says 1st. She then goes on to tell me she is a real pushover with her kids. When I hear this I immediately say get over here and we start making out. I instantly knew her frame was weak and I could do pretty much anything. My hand starts going up her skirt etc.

They end up leaving for the night and I am back with my group. There is a girl who came with our group. She is friends of one of the girls who is dating a guy in the group. She has been gamed all night by different members our group and probably some other club goers. Her BT is definitely spiked by this point. I start talking to her. I haven’t gamed her at all the entire night. I escalate quickly and somehow I mention kissing. She is hesitant but I know she wants to. I say the gayest thing in the world. I say hey if your friend says its ok then we will kiss. She agrees. I lean over and she gives the AOK. We start making out. She is a weak ass kisser. Boring. She ejects and that is that.

My usual wing Lion is blitzed out of his mind. I am sober as a judge. It is quite amusing watching him in his drunken state. I can’t believe this is two nights out in a row that I am sober. I maybe caught a slight buzz but that was it. Anyways so Lion is just doing the most AFC stuff in the world. A girl walks by and he grabs her arm???? I must of saw him start talking to 5 girls and within one minute he is picking them up off the ground and trying to dance with them. It is amusing for everyone but the girl.

At some point he does start gaming a girl and I decide to wing for him. It is a 2 set and the girl he goes after is some chunky blonde. Cool man thanks for leaving the little brunette cutie with a nice body. I go up and start talking to her. Now this is the oddest sarge I have ever done. This girl has something wrong with her that she can barely talk. She tried to tell me but I couldn’t understand what she was saying. Something about her needing surgery or else she can’t really talk for 3 weeks. It was almost amusing how hard she was trying to talk to me. Of course me being the asshole I am I neg her on it. I have no idea how I number close her but I do. She is all like ohh we are going to lower Greenville tomorrow you should call me. I neg her again saying well there is no way I am calling you. You are someone I will strictly text. I will make sure to bring a dry/erase board if we ever hang out. A cockblock pulls her away and I eject as I am not going to stand there looking like a douche. I should have walked over and opened her friend but ohh well hindsight is 20/20.

Overall this was an interesting evening. I love going out with a huge group. I guess it just works better with my personality. I know mentally it helps me knowing if I am not in set I can always socialize with my group. You are always social proofed it seems. People see you are in a big group. If the group is having fun others want to join in. I really can’t think of any downside to being in a large group.

I have pressure mounting from all sides. I have to file my taxes soon. Corporate taxes are due March 15th. My files are a complete mess and it will take many hours to sort all of my receipts and expenses. Properties are piling up that need to be rehabbed. And on top of this a FB that walked away a couple weeks ago sent me a text. It said: Sex? Yep that was the message. How could I turn that down? Then a couple guys text me saying they want to go ahead and go out. Fine let me figure out how to schedule the FB in and tell her yeah you will be leaving right afterwards as I am going out. Good thing she is just a straight up freak and this doesn’t bother her in the least.

I got so wasted the night before and with all these responsibilities that must be fulfilled I decide for the first time ever I am going to stay sober. In fact I decide I will drink nothing but water. Even when the waitress brought us free drinks all I did was take one sip to try the vodka and set it down. I am happy with my will power to resist the urge.

So we finally get to Republic at close to 11:00. It is decently busy at this point. Now usually I would hit the bar pretty quick so this feels weird. In fact I think we go ahead and hit the bar anyways just to get some water. If you are trying not to drink alcohol I highly recommend drinking water. It allows you to have something in your hand and you have something to sip.

We are just on the patio bsing and the place just keeps getting busier and busier. Good looking girls just keep pouring into this place. It is by far the best I have seen it. So at this point I am wondering hrmm would this be a better evening if I drank? I resist the temptation but wonder about this all night. I had a couple decent sets even while sober. In fact I negged some girls just like I would if I was drunk. I thought a lot of it came from being drunk but I guess not. Well unless the drunken negs have been ingrained into my head so even while sober I don’t mind using them.

For example I was going to the bathroom. Two girls in front of me went in and shared one of the stalls. I go in the one next to them. They are done when I come out and they are at the sink. There is only one sink. I butt right in between them and tell them they are hogging the sink. That is a really bold move for me sober. Then I see the girl sniffing her nose and I call them on doing lines of coke in the bathroom. They deny it but I really think one of the girls was. One of the girls ejects and walks out to the patio. After I am done washing my hands I notice her out there and just walk right up to her and neg her some more. The set is going well and Lion joins us. This girl kinos a lot. Maybe she is a stripper or something I mean non stop kino. At one point she has a hand on each of our shoulders. Lion tells her he is really sore and she should massage him. She does for a couple seconds. I tell her I will take one as well but I need her to use both hands. She complies. She is a little too big for my liking but she carried her weight well. She was pretty tall.

At some point Lion and I are standing face to face and two girls walk right in between us. The one in front stops turns around and starts having a conversation with her friend right in between us. We both try to open them and they just leave. It was the oddest thing I have ever seen. I mean it looked like they were doing it on purpose. It looked like they were giving us proximity. But when we open them they just leave. Very very odd. Well this irritates us so Lion is like we should go walk right in between them and start a conversation. Now keep in mind I am SOBER. When I am drunk this would be a no brainer I would do it in a second. A weird thing happens though. I take the lead and plow right through these girls. And they are super close together I mean I had to literally push them out of the way so I could squeeze through. This single move made my sober night. I was very happy I did this while sober. So after I make my way through I turn around and do exactly what they did to us. I can barely even talk I am laughing so hard about it. We have the gayest conversation about nothing and the girls just start laughing their asses off. They turn to me and say alright that was good that was funny. We ended up having a decent conversation with them. I was busting on them big time about being Feisty Latinos. Ohh not another feisty Latino. They thought it was hilarious and couldn’t believe I would say that. Then the age question came up. Of course I say blah blah guess. Then she goes how old am I. I of course ask should I guess high or low. She says I don’t know just guess. I think I told this girl I was 21 after I told her higher two times and she was up to 27 haha. So I start looking her over and she is making faces and doing stuff. I then go 31. She just about has a cow. She freaks out and says something I can’t even talk to you anymore. What are you running game on me young lady? Then out of the blue a few of their friends walks up. Well wouldn’t you know one of their friends knows us. I have absolutely no idea who this girl is. I can only imagine that either me or Lion ran game on her one night. I’m sure it was me in my drunken state. Bam the entire set at this point is blown and the girls walk off.

Before all of this when it was still early a girl walks in. She stands very close to us and pulls out her phone. I use the line hey my friend is right here there is no reason to call him. Lion pulls out his phone and does a little role playing. It works pretty well. Then all the sudden her guy friend says hey Jessica I am right here. But she doesn’t even go over to him or anything she stays right in the set with us. She looks right over to me and goes you look really familiar. Do you go out a lot? I play pretty coy and just say I don’t know. She is like yeah I have definitely seen you. Where all do you go? I start naming off places and Lion says something pretty funny. She starts asking us where we live. She says she lives right down the street. I then half ass try to number close her. Either she didn’t hear or just blew me off. I say ahh you live so close you will be my new taxi. When I am in uptown and get drunk you will come pick me up. Give me your number. Then her guy friend joins the group and I of course introduce myself and am really nice. I know I have seen this guy out before. I think no matter girl or guy if you get to know them and see them a lot that is social proof. Plus they have friends and if nothing else you can talk to them while you are bored and out of set.

At some point Lion and I are standing there when some girl walks by and goes I know you guys. Neither one of us knows who this girl is and we are really playing it up. Then she starts going on about blah blah and I know exactly who it is. Lion made out with her friend a couple weeks ago and I number closed her. I mean I didn’t recognize this girl at all. Very funny. My text game with her was horrible. I tried to use some canned shit and it just blew it. I negged her hardcore in set about being so rude on the phone and such. She starts giving me kino and telling me about her night. She mentions a little hole in the wall sushi place. She asks me if I like sushi. I say yes when you are going to take me there. She looks at me and says I will never take you there. Haha LMAO I immediately back turn her and delete her number from my phone. A couple minutes later she comes up to me from behind and hugs me. Tells me she is leaving. WTF that is just the weirdest thing. Is this girl bipolar?

I think this was just about it for me. I know Lion had many other sets but nothing came of any of them. Very shocked neither of us number closed anything. Definitely a first time that has ever happened.

Even while sober I had a decent evening. I really want to somehow film myself sober and film myself tipsy. Then I could just mimic the way I handle myself while tipsy while I am sober. This would save an absolute ton of money and my sets would go better. I would have a sharper memory not only for dialogue but for remembering what the girls looked like.

Lion was the best I have ever seen him. In fact I must apologize for lacking any ability at winging this evening. Martini Ranch could have been 100 times better had I been a good wing.

If you sarge during the week and don’t go to Martini Ranch on Monday’s you are missing out. This is my second time here and let me say there are some top notch women in this place.

We were standing there when Jordanian and Palestinian walked in. I spot them but turn around and ask if they are good looking. Lion looks over to me and calls dibs on Jordanian girl. He thinks I owe him for having to sleep with a HB6 with a tight little body when we pulled SNL’s a few weeks ago. Did I mention it was on my couch? Unfortunately while we usually work well together we have similar taste in women. I can tell we will do some battles in the future. In fact after this happened we discussed our rules for winging. I think everyone should do this. We basically agreed if a set (HB) is locked in no amoging. After he is opened I of course pull the gay quote: Would yall quit hitting on my boyfriend. It works well like always and off we go into working the set. At this point he is working HBPal and I am working HBJor. At some point they introduce themselves to us and are shaking hands. While this is happening I am shaking hands with one and he is the other. The opposites of who we are each talking to. Then this amoging homo pulls HBJor over to him and has her do a spin move. I’m stuck with the much less attractive one who has the most annoying laugh. Your welcome HOMO were even.

His game is going very well with her. Just watching body language any outsider could tell. Here is my first mistake as a wing. I mean I would sleep with HBPal. Her body is def good enough. In fact I later rub her stomach and it is so rock hard I am still impressed. But instead of running any sort of attraction game with her I just keep it friendly. I in no way escalate. In addition we are both putting off vibes we aren’t into each other. So I think in the future if the Obstacle is good enough go ahead and take one for the team. Now in this instance Lion’s game was good enough and he still ran awesome game on HBJor. So me being a good wing was not necessary.

While this is all happening there are two gay guys with what I would consider a HB8. Extremely good body and pretty good looking in the face. I lean over to the super gay guy and say didn’t I see you at S4 last Thursday. The look on the girls face was priceless. Bam set opened. Gay guy introduces himself to me. I have no idea what his name is it was just too weird to hear or remember. I of course completely ignore the girl and just sit there talking to this guy. After a while of this I roll back to the other set. They leave and then I reopen the gay 3 set. Now the girl is interested in talking. She asks me if I am gay. I say yes there is my boyfriend right there.

I want to interrupt myself right here. If you are going to pull off the gay thing you better damn well have amazing body language when you say this. If not girls will pick up that you are lying. You will get blown out most likely. When you say it you better say it in the most sincere way possible.

Alright back to the set. Lion faces us and off we go. She just can’t believe we are gay. Ohh really that is what all the girls say. She goes on to say how that is just a waste of two hot guys. Then this girl wants us to kiss or grab each others dicks or something. Nah we don’t do PDA. Then this girl starts grabbing my dick and balls several times. My memory doesn’t serve me well after this so I don’t remember exactly what happens. I know at some point I open the set again. Talk with her for a while. I definitely do something that makes this girl not into me. Either too much gayness or it’s very possible something else. Before we leave the venue I tell Lion I will get blown out twice before I leave. I try to number close her as we are walking out and she isn’t having any of that. Bam blown out once.

While Lion is gaming HBPeru I see two girls that have been eyeing me all night. I know we are about to leave so I have to at least open them. Yes they are from some South American country as well I just don’t know which. Wherever Samba originated from. I run some pretty shitty game on her even though she was into me. I think when I didn’t know where Samba originated from this turned her off. Yes this was my second blow out as mentioned above. As we were walking out I try and number close her as well and she says nah.

I want to touch on the seated two set Lion was talking about. I was so bored with winging for him with HBPal. Looking back I think I had opportunities to game her if I chose. For some reason I just wasn’t into it. It was almost as if I couldn’t. So I get bored and notice a seated two set right behind us. I would give these girls maybe…maybe a HB6 rating. I sit down and open them with are these your cigs? Yes you can have one if you want. Open the pack and put a cig in my mouth. She takes her lighter out and starts to light the cig. I pull it out of my mouth and say: Hrhrhrm I don’t smoke. It’s a nasty habit. Lion uses this line but I think it is originally from Ace Ventura hahah. I put the cig behind my ear and start talking to her about who knows what. I know I probably over negged her. I really need to remember some girls just can’t take the negs. Well at least not a barrage of them. At some point during the conversation this girl goes: Is this your game? Is this what you do? I imagine I handled this shit test poorly. I just turn to her and say game? Yes it is my game actually. Well that couldn’t have gone over too well since a few minutes later they say we are going to the Tavern. Unless that was an invitation of course hahah.

After these girls leave is when the set of 5 hotties rolls in. And once again I wing poorly. Lion is just so on fire tonight. It is silly. Two of the girls are seated and he sits down next to them. But he keeps scooting over and over and over making the girls scoot. It is hilarious. Very nice move. I open the girl about her boots. I like your boots. I love when a girl chooses comfort over style. She likes this but then I just fizzle. Another super hot hottie is standing up next to me. I *think* I run good game on her. She is kinoing and showing signs but once again I fizzle…WTF. I mean this girl was bad too just amazing body. The one girl in the joint I am pissed about messing up with. This is when I eject to take a piss. I guess Lion was feeling overwhelmed or something and texts where I am and then comes and finds me. That set was ours if we just took it. Damn. I mean they proximity us. They found us. I fucked up.

So after a few more little sets is when we roll over to Blackfinn. I have already handed my keys over to Lion. Yeah I am getting a little tipsy. We pull up to Finn and I get out of the car because I see a hottie across the way. I yell out but she all the sudden disappears. I doubt she even heard me. But hey who is this blonde walking up. Lion recommends slowing our stride down so she can catch up. Good call. She says were you talking to me. I lean back and say no. My answer is said in a tone that it turns it into a neg. As we were walking in I run the sister line. I don’t add the climb trees and drink coolade part of it though. Somehow age comes up. I think she goes how do you know I am your younger sister. I call her a baby and say she is 24. She says she is younger or something and I am like nah your 24. She pulls out the license and she is 21. Hey I have no problem with that. As Lion said her body is banging. I mean bad.

We all walk into Finn together and then everyone goes their separate way. Lion and I meet back up and grab a drink. Not sure if anything good is happening at this point but we decide to walk around. Ahh my little sister let me go give her a hug. We chit chat some more and things are going very well. This girl is for sure into me. I eject and catch back up with Lion. As we are rounding the bar he runs into the hottie with psycho friends. Now let me say well done. That girl was hot. Our taste is way too similar in women. Her friend goes crazy that she is into Lion. I try to wing here but man this girl is just nuts. No wing in the world could have calmed that girl down. Lions girl is super drunk so who knows if it will go anywhere. If I was a betting man I would say prob not (Prove me wrong Lion). Anyways so he continues to run game on her and I am bored. I roll off and decide to solo it up. I end up grabbing another drink and open a 5′ 11″ girl. She is way too freaking tall. She starts kinoing me and tells me she is a model. Hrmm your not that great looking. I say she must be a runway model which she agrees. This girl is a little tipsy herself but into whatever game I am spitting. She dances around a little and I think Lion rolls up. It’s getting late so we make one more round. Ahh my little sis again. I better go ahead and number close her. I make the pit stop but I don’t have my phone. I left it in the car. So she takes my number instead. Damn she’s sexy. We head for the exit but post up and see what happens. I think another set around the door is opened either now or a little earlier. Probably earlier. It had some super hot girls in it including the hottest of them all the girl in the form fitting white mini shirt dress or whatever that is called. She is just amazing. HB9 for sure maybe even higher. Somehow I get into convo with her and she is saying something about looks. If I remember correctly she was complimenting me. Then I turn to her and say nah I’m not good looking but that guy over there is. Usually I point to one of my good looking friends but this time I point to some super ugly chode. She turns to me and says now you are just fishing for compliments. Can you say set blown? Which is odd because I even threw in the I can hook you up with him. I do this to disqualify myself so she won’t think I am running any game. Ohh what a mistake that was. This might very well be the hottest girl I have seen since I started sarging.

As we are getting ready to leave some hottie walks by. I open her with something like hey aren’t you going to say Hi. She stops in her tracks and starts talking with me. I know I had a 20 second number close one time but I think I am going to give this one a 15 second number close. Well I don’t have my phone so she had to take mine. I have no idea what her name is. Then she ejects and some guy hits on her and gets her number. Haha. She ejects but looks over at me and I give her this look like WTF girl. She walks back up to me I neg her. Then we just start making out. Best kiss in a while. So number closed her in 15 seconds and made out with her in maybe 30 seconds. It’s very possible it was less lmao.

Then little sis walks by leaving and says whatever. Then we hit the patio and there is HBModel. And then one of her big ass steroid freak of a friend says something to a guy standing there. Now I am drunk. I defend some guy I have never seen in my life. I kinda talk shit to this dude and he is manning up. I let him know he would walk all over me but he shouldn’t be an ass. Nothing comes of it. But this is where it gets good. I am surprised I didn’t get my ass kicked. Me and Lion walk around one way of the building while that group walks around the other. We sort of meet up and there is HBModel and dumbass. I walk right up to her and start talking to her. I have Lion pull out his phone and number close her for me. She goes on apologizing for her friend saying he likes her but she doesn’t like him. Excellent we start making out. It was a pretty weak kiss but it was like kicking the guys ass in the only way that I can actually kick his ass.

Then as we are getting into our cars there is HBSis. She walks over and we start talking. I ask if she has my number and she does. She pulls out her phone and sends me a text. She says she will call me in a little bit after she drops her friend off.

For your viewing pleasure here are the texts:

HB: Hey you.
PC: Ohh hello. Who is this?
HB: HB your sister
PC: Ohh hey sis what are you doing?
HB: Taking my friend home. What are you doing?
PC: Just got home. Watching a movie. You should come join me.

This was a total lie. I was laying on my couch looking up. The room was spinning. I could barely keep my eyes open. I was insanely drunk. I didn’t even take my shoes off.

HB: Where is your house?
PC: x by x
HB: Oh yeah. Ha im blonde I forgot. What are you watching?
PC: Romeo and Juliet. It just started.
HB: Haha thats so romantic. Is it just you two guys?
PC: He left. Come keep me company. This isnt a movie you should watch by yourself.
HB: I want to. I have to take my friend home right now. Ill call you after I drop him off.
PC: Alright
HB: Is it just you in the empty house?
PC: Yeah just me. Im drunk though so don’t think you can molest me.
HB: Oh god. Really? That was like my all time fantasy though. What am I going to ever do brother?
PC: Haha well just have to keep it PG13.
HB: I just dropped my friend off. I am so tired. What are you doing?

This text was 22 minutes after the last one. I had actually fallen asleep and this woke me up. I am shocked it woke me.

PC: Come over we will curp up and go to sleep.
HB: Aw your so sweet. Im already home cutie. Is this one of those try to pick up girls from the bar type of thing? Cause I would totally love to hang out with you when im not drunk and at a bar.
HB: Or is this not one of those type of things.
PC: I wish it was a pic up line. Im on my couch drunk.
HB: Ha well I would love to hang out when we are both not drunk. Or is that not what you were going for?
PC: Hit me up when you are sober. I didn’t realize you were drunk.
HB: Hahaha really? Did I seem sober to you?
PC: Yeah you did.
HB: Wow I must be good. Well we should hang out sober cause your a total cutie.
PC: Alright we will be sober tomorrow. Hit me up then.
HB: Okay good night cutie.
PC: Night

And that was it. If I wasn’t so drunk I think I could have gotten her over but who knows. She is clearly interested. I hope that doesn’t fade after she sobers up. This might qualify for the world’s longest post so I will end it here. Well not right here but after I write the following.

Notice how my night went from bad to good.

Could it just be the venue change?

Or could it be the BT of the room was higher since it was so much later?

Or could it be that I was way tipsier at this point and my game came alive?

Or could it be I had a good interaction on the way in that set my mood?

These unfortunately are questions my mind lingers on. Not just for tonight. This happens plenty of other times as well.

One other thing about peacocking. I have seen Lion get opened so many times from that bandanna. Just to experiment when we got inside Finn I put it on my wrist. I got opened once from it. Lion says I got opened twice which is possible. It’s possibly too good of a peacocking item geeze.