Friday night rolls around and all sorts of plans start getting thrown up in the air. Downtown, Uptown, Addison, Lower Greenville, take your pick. Wait let’s just fucking pick all of them. The truth is we never made it downtown or to lower greenville but who cares.
Lion heads over and we make our way to Starbucks to meet some guys from the community. A lot of new faces are pulled up to the table. We are fashionably late and sit back and chill listening to the others talk. We chime in on occasion to add our two cents but for the most part just listen. At some point Vector wants us to sign the little clipboard. No problem man I will add my name to your secret society list. But don’t give me a list and not think I will add some random hilarious name. Yeah I make up another member of the group that I find to be hilarious. I then start asking who this person was. Everyone there is just like huh what are you talking about. I am just cracking a grin as they are trying to figure out who this other person was. It was a good way for me to start my night.
We all roll out and head up to Sherlock’s. It seems to be the favorite hunting grounds of the night game meetings. We get there and I start my barrage of crown and sprite. I must look like an alcoholic to these guys who have never met me. They are sipping on their first beer and I am well into my second and third drinks. Ahh I am already starting to feel money. I chit chat with these guys and it is eventually time to leave this gay ass place that I hate and head to my favorite place Republic. We can’t leave without making a round first and do just that. We head through the crowd and get to the other side. My neighbor spots me and gives me a hug. I start talking to her and her friend and Lion makes his way back. I introduce him to her and her friend. About 2 minutes into the conversation they intro me to another guy and girl of their group when some douche bag turns around and says hey guys. You can just tell right away this guy is trying to AMOG. No problem man AMOG all you want because I don’t give two shits. But I have this problem with people fucking with anyone in my group. He starts fucking with Lion and man he is a fucking champ dealing with these dudes. The guy just blows himself out with these girls. I mean he royally fucks himself so hardcore. He says something about Lion’s fohawk. He is pointing at it and Lion just starts looking around the room, up to the ceiling just trying to figure out what this guy is talking about. Just making absolutely no reference to what this guy just said about his hair. Geeze man well done that was masterfully played. Then my neighbor’s friend goes I love your fohawk. This guy had on a jacket that said Ferrari on it. I tell him how badass it is that he drives a Ferrari. I tell him how that car is so badass. I say how I drive a red 1974 Pinto Station wagon. I tell him how I added stickers to it and it now has 70 horsepower. I tell him that I am going to add exhaust to it blah blah blah. He then goes well I don’t drive a Ferrari but I do drive a badass car. He said he drives a crossfire. Nice dude but umm strike 2 your well on your way to getting blown out. After this the guy just can’t take it anymore and he moves around to the other side of the group with his brother and his brother’s girl.
We chit chat for a while longer but I have zero interest in this interaction and tell Lion we are bouncing. On the way out the homo says something to Lion and just strikes himself out for good. What a moron. We turn around for one second know it isn’t worth it and I tell Lion to keep walking. After this happened he is feeling Money and I must say I already was 10 minutes ago. I am just walking through this place with the look that I own it.
As we are walking out I swear every girl is looking me over. I just walk right past them all because you know what…they just aren’t good enough. We exit the joint and start making our way. Lion is on cloud nine now and opening everything in the parking lot that we walk by. One girl says he looks familiar and he asks her if they did it. This blows him out but you know what who fucking cares. She was nothing. Then a three set and he opens them. He ends up stopping the middle girl of the group and they all circle around us. I guarantee we could have stayed in this set probably all night if we wanted. We were just feeding off each other. When he stopped I started. The set was ours for the taking and we just said nah. There are better things to come and let them go inside.
We headed back to my place as I could swear I forgot to put deodorant on. I mean I probably did but I just wanted to make sure. Lion wanted to grab his boots so we loaded up made another drink and headed out to Republic. On the way there we are talking about game and shit like that. We are talking about how we feel so much in state right now. Then Lion makes the comment that we are going to pull SNL’s tonight. I don’t question it. I feel it too. We walk in and instantly see a few girls that we know. This set the stage well and we lingered around them for a while. I can’t remember the exact order of all of this but it went something like this.
Somehow Lion and I make our way out to the patio. Now Republic is not busy at all tonight. The patio has maybe 8 people on it. As we are standing there I spot this hottie on the couch with a friend. I tell Lion that she has amazingly nice legs. He is like fuck it lets go sit down right across from them. We do and just ignore them. But we then have our own made up conversation. I mean here was the conversation. Hahhaha yeah dude just keep saying shit and laughing. Dude that is fucking hilarious…blah…blah…blah…blah. Yes I was saying blah just to have this made up conversation. Then after a few minutes of this…probably more like 90 seconds Lion leans over and asks them for their opinion. This is the first time I have ever heard him utter those words. I am almost in shock but who fucking cares because he just opened them and they are super receptive. I just lean back on the couch and let him do his thing. I chime in where needed but let him run the show. My chimes are usually something to add to the conversation or a mini neg. Do you want to know how perceptive girls are? Keep in mind this place is not lit well. I am sitting at least 5 feet from the girls. They ask me if I am married. Yes I wear a black ring on my ring finger. I answer that I am married. A few minutes later they ask are you really married? I say no I’m not married I just wear this so nasty girls don’t hit on me. I then say that I am gay though.
Now we probably could have continued a good conversation with these girls for much longer but I decide you know what…Lion and I have to leave. I tell the girls we have to go talk to some of our friends inside but we will talk to them later. As I am getting up one of the girls extends her hand and asks my name. I take a seat next to her and tell her my name. She then introduces me to her friend and I do the same for Lion. We head inside and back over to our group.
When we get to our group I notice another blonde standing around. I open her with here let me introduce you to that guy. She is just like what huh why do you want to introduce me to him. I just say ohh that guy is badass you would like him. I don’t even know the guy I just know he was part of the group my friends were part of. She introduces herself to me. I shake her hand but you know what. I don’t let go. I just keep shaking her hand looking off every few seconds like nothing is happening and making conversation. I end up shaking her hand for almost 5 minutes while talking to her. It might very well be the funniest thing I have done. If you can pull it off though I highly recommend doing it. I have done it many times but never for that long. Usually for about 30 seconds to a minute. It is so money. I shouldn’t give badass shit like this away but if you are in need of Kino there you go. If the girls are fun they are going to like it and just think you are crazy…in a good way.
So I am doing this with this girl when I just say you know what lets go outside and talk where I can hear. She has absolutely no problem with this and we head outside. We get into a pretty good conversation and eventually several friends of mine walk up and I make the round of introductions. Then these people leave but her friends walk up. They give her the eye code for are you ok. She even mentions what they are doing. She is saying how she would make a certain face if she wanted them to pull her away but she made the face that she wanted to stay. Umm is that an IOI. Because I really don’t know…I have no idea how this set ended but well…I always eject after a while because I know it is always reopenable if I do.
I find Lion and we are in search of the two hotties from the couch. There is always the tricky business of pairing off. I mean who decides. Do Lion and I decide or do the girls? Or does it really matter? I mean it is certainly possible that we are all saying ohh who fucking cares who we pair off with as long as we pair off. We spot them at the bar and just walk right up to them and re initiate the conversation. I don’t know if others do this tactic but it is my favorite one. I just love running some game. Leaving. Coming back later and starting it up again. Sure there is always the possibility of the girl leaving and you never seeing her again but who cares. If you are worried about that you will have some problems. So we start talking to them and start dancing with them. We are instantly paired off at this point. I personally would have had no problem with either one. Lion’s girl has a great thickness to her. Her ass and legs are great. She probably has decent tits. Maybe a little bit of a stomach but overall not bad for a blonde. My chick for a blonde is pretty much smoking hot. Nice nice nice body. Small tits but they are nice. I don’t give two shits about breast size as long as they are shaped nicely. We all start dancing and having a good time then after a while we decide to eject again hahhahah.
We head outside when I see this super hot latino girl. I have no idea why I pawned her off on Lion but well lets just say I am a nice guy. She is looking around like she lost her little dog or something. I walk right up to her and say he is right here pointing to Lion. I might of grabbed his chin saying how he is such a beautiful man and I eject leaving her with him. He goes on to run some excellent game on her and number closes. Geeze I am way too nice.
While this is going on two girls I know walk up to me at different times and just get all over me. I mean come on ladies. One has gotten with not only a friend but she got all sorts of freaky with my bro one night. She is just off fucking limits. She is trying to come over to my place saying how she can come over and all this other shit. No girl. Thank goodness Fenix took her away from me. Then this other girl comes up to me and is all like remember that night we made out. We should do that again. I say no way you have kissed one of my friends tonight. I would never kiss you now. Then Fenix comes up and takes this girl away…hahahahahhahahahah
At some point I run into the two blondes again. I am negging and fucking with the one while some other dude is running game on the other. My girl tells me to get that douche bag away from her friend. You know the whole eye code shit chicks do. Well she was doing it to her. I just walk right up to her and start dancing with her blowing the dude out. Neat. I pull the girls outside and we start chatting. Then this douche comes back up and starts talking to me. I’m just like whatever dude and then he starts gaming the girl again. This time my girl is just saying well whatever if she wants to talk to him. So my girl starts going on and on about my ring, asking me if I am really gay. This is the bad thing about being drunk and then waiting a few days to write this post up. I have no idea if I ever told her I wasn’t gay. I did however say do you want to kiss me. She says she does want to kiss me but she is married. Wow. She is married but about 3 weeks away from getting a divorce. So until it is finalized she just doesn’t feel right kissing. She then goes on telling me how she hasn’t had sex in 5 1/2 months. She said during her 6 month marriage she only had sex three times. I say that is fine but we should hang out sometime. She is like we should definitely hang out sometime. I pull my phone out and get her number.
It is getting close to closing time but we completely close this place down. Just to give you an idea by the time we left the valet guys already had my car pulled up. I was just like whoah that is really good service they already have the car up. On the way home Lion is pushing me to text the blondes. I am saying man I don’t know that is a little too needy. But my drunkenness takes over and I make the text.
PC: What are you guys doing?
HB: Driving, who this?
PC: PC. We should hang out the night is still young.
HB: What do you have in mind?
PC: Why don’t you guys come have some drinks.
HB: Where at and with who?
PC: Is your friend still with you? If so Lion will hang around.
HB: Yes I’m staying with her. Where you thinking?
PC: My place.
HB: We are on Preston let me know when you get there.
PC: We just pulled up you guys coming over?
HB: We just stopped to get gas will let you know when we get close.
She calls and they come over. I sit on my big chair with the girl. She throws her legs over mine. Lion sits down on the couch with the other girl. He lets me know he will be cavemaning her before they arrive. After about 10-20 minutes Lion starts making out with his girl. He tells me to throw him the blanket and he lays down pulling her down with him. He texts me to take her to my room. I stand up get something from the kitchen walk over to my girl grab her hand and pull her back to my room. She wants to see my myspace page. I sit down on my chair grab her and throw her on my lap. We are looking at pictures when all the sudden my computer starts doing some weird ass shit. I later find out I got some crazy nasty trojan virus. She goes and lays down on my bed on her stomach. I am still sitting in my chair and we start chit chatting. We get on the subject of how she just doesn’t feel right kissing while she is married. Right in the middle of the conversation I just lean over and start making out with her. Within 60 seconds I get up close my door and walk over to the bed. She is kinda sitting on her ass in an upright position. I just push her over and get inbetween her legs while she is lying on her back. Umm yeah it’s on she is going wild. This girl has the longest nipples I have ever seen. I mean I just want to suck the shit out of them. It was crazy. I reach under her skirt and remove her panties. She throws up the weakest resistance in the world and they come flying off as does the rest of her clothes. I throw her on top of me and she is just grinding away. At this point I think man this girl is bad this is going to be good. I reach for a condom and she is like nah. Then she whips my dick out and starts going nuts on it. I reach for it again throw it on and she puts me inside. You can tell it is hurting her a little. I can also tell she just isn’t fully into this. She is having some emotional problems with it.
Overall she was weak as fuck in bed. I would imagine she would be pretty good if she wasn’t married. I am pretty sure this is the first girl I have ever fucked that was married. I hope she was really getting a divorce because there is no way I would get with an actual married chick. That just isn’t right. I have no idea if I will call this girl again. I really want to because man her body was so nice. I didn’t get to experience all of it and that just sucks. Plus she didn’t blow me and that would be the first girl ever who I have slept with that hasn’t blown me. I can’t let that hit the record books. So anyways I will probably eventually call her. I just know she was pretty upset she slept with me. She might even have regrets enough that she would blow me off. That is the thing you have to remember. A lot of girls sleep with a guy for different reasons. She might have been trying to get a revenge fuck or something on her husband and it backfired on her. She realized after 10 minutes she didn’t want it anymore. I’m just making that up but you get the idea. Girls are way too freaking emotional.
It is so nice to end the dry spell of no new lays. I know it was well over a month. Holy shit I just looked and it was 2 months. Wow thank goodness for FB’s. The funny thing is my last new lay was a SNL as well. I will say part of this is because of FB’s though. Man when you can get laid just about anytime you want it makes you a little lazy with new chicks. I know that is one of the reasons I went so long. I would just get so lazy dealing with the new girls. I really need to get that mindset out of my system going forward.