Archive for April, 2008

Shortest Post Ever…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

This is going to be a short post but I wanted to touch on this. Friday night we went out. We were going to head up to Uptown but when we got there it just seemed dead. This happens every once in a while on Friday’s so we decided to just keep it low key and head up to Addison. One of my problems with tonight is I know my ex is staying the night. She has already said she will be meeting me later in the night. So this kinda screws up my mood a little. I mean when you know you have it in the bag it can easily skew your abilities. At least for me. On top of this the girl from last Friday is blowing my phone up wanting to hang out. We hit up several places and eventually we make it over to Finn. The homo bouncers don’t let my boy Fenix in because his license is expired. Now that is just gay. When we get there HBFriday is wanting to meet up with me. I know my only option is to have her come out and try to pull her out to my truck. When she gets there I tell her this and she just kinda shrugs it off. She is dancing all over me the rest of the night though and we are pretty close.

Lion and another buddy are doing very well I notice. I didn’t see how it happened but they opened a couple girls and things were progressing very well for them. Tons of kino and interaction going on. Well done guys.

Then at almost closing HBEX calls and says she is coming up to Finn to take me home. I know this is going to be akward since I am chilling with the other girl. I see her walk up and greet her at the entrance where the bouncer is. He starts flattering her by complimenting the shit outta her. Trying to figure out why she is coming to pick me up. I’m sure he saw me dancing with the other chick and trying to figure out what the hell I have going on. So we walk in and the ex is all over me holding my hand and shit. Friday must have seen this and they walk inside. I walk right up to them and introduce everyone. The old me would have been too much of a puss to do this. Well the old me would not of had two girls hahah. Anyways so we walk around and lasso up everyone so I can hand my keys off. Lion rides with one of the girls and a buddy drives my car. The two girls they were messing with come back to my place.

Me and the ex head off into my room and those four do whatever I have no idea. About halfway through me and the ex going at it Friday starts blowing my phone up. Wondering what is going on and if we are hanging out. I tell the ex I am going to invite her over and she is totally down with it. So sure enough I do but she says she is drunk and on her couch. I say well we are going to come over then. She I am already in my pj’s but maybe some other time. Yes maybe some other time. I tell my ex after we are done I am leaving you here and going over there. She says go ahead. The crazy thing is she really would have been ok with me doing this. Well I think she would have. She never did let shit like that bother her too much. Or at least she didn’t outwardly show it.

I know the ex is down for a threesome. I need to invite her and another girl out one night have some drinks and proceed from there. It shouldn’t be too hard.

Alright so that post wasn’t that short. I thought it would be. I just wanted to point out that I was a complete dick to Friday and she was still blowing me up. I mean I completely blew her off in the last few minutes of Finn and she still wanted me. Do I need to say more?

Interesting Night…

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Interesting Night…

Hrmm…well tonight was actually really fun. I am super drunk writing this right now. I have already had to push the back space bar like a hundred times. I just need to close my eyes and type this up. I think it will come out better. The girl from Friday night came over and out with us tonight. I thought she was way better looking the night I pulled her. She was still good looking and the guys I was with both thought she was hot. Blondes just don’t do it for me. Not sure why not they just don’t. So we head out to this little hole in the wall bar because I know we will drink cheap. Hell I bought like 12 drinks and only spent 20 bucks if that gives you an indication. I know a couple bar tenders there so it works out well. Anyways about half way through my girl heads to the bathroom. By this point her friend is there joining us. She comes back and walks up to me and says hey I think her appendix burst. I’m kinda drunk and just thinking hrmm that is odd. I walk up and into the girls bathroom. She is lying on the floor. I pick her up and walk her out to her friends car. I later get a text about her ovarian cyst or something had burst.

We have a few more drinks at this bar and then head over to Sherlock’s. For some reason my friends id is messed up or something so we can’t get in. No problem we will head over to Finn. We get to Finn and order a few drinks. It isn’t super busy or anything but busy enough.

I am receiving the most amount of eye contact I have ever seen in my entire life. And I am calling the girls on it. You know making odd faces shrugging my shoulders shit like that. They are eating it up and I am just blowing them off. Finally this one latino girl won’t give up. A guy who I just met is like man go talk to her. Alright fine. I walk over kneel down since she is sitting and proceed to talk. She is from Panama and is maybe a 6. I quickly realize this is such a waste of time. There is no way I am going to waste anymore time with her. Then my friend walks over and takes a seat next to her. YES. I intro him and bounce off back to my group.

Back at my group I either get opened or open two girls. Really I have no idea which it was. Ohh wait now I remember. I was walking to use the bathroom and this girl no doubt 100% guaranteed on purpose kinda runs into me. She was walking the other direction and there was plenty of room. I called her on it right there but kept walking. Well when I get back out to my group she and her friend are sitting at a table. Wow what an easy way in to open and I don’t hesitate. I start calling her out on it again. She is denying it but you can tell she is lying. We start talking and some guy who one of my friends knows starts trying to AMOG me. Nah it’s not gonna happen be a good boy and open her friend and keep her occupied. He just won’t do it though. What a homo. She starts to straight up ignore him, turns her back and faces me and we start to talk. It turns out she has seen me several times. She tells me she works at Ivy but then admits she works at Finn. I take her watch and put it on my arm. It is actually a pretty badass watch and my plan was to gank it since I know I would see her again. At some point I bounced and left her with AFC homo to keep her attention for the last 30 minutes of the night. I rejoin my group. Eventually the girl who’s name I use every time I go to Finn to get us in for free walks up. She opens me and asks me how old I am and my name. I don’t say guess but I do say you are older than me. She asks how old and I tell her her age. I know it from the first time I met her and made some gay bet with her. Anyways when I tell her her age and she is older than me she punches me right in the chest and walks off. She turns back around just long enough for me to neg her. It is amazing how good she looks outta her work clothes. I wish I had some sorta of magic pill badass game at that exact second. She was sexy.

It’s about closing time and the other girl walks back up to me and shakes me hand saying it was nice to meet you. She then ganks her watch back.

Sunday…Sunday…Sunday…

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

As planned I meet up with the ex. She was supposed to come over but with her new little dog she doesn’t want to leave it alone. So I head over there. On the way there I am thinking how I am just going to caveman her when I walk in the door and fuck her right there. Sure enough I open the door and walk right past her and throw my shoes off. I then turn around and as she is closing the door I grab her and throw her up against the door. We start making out and her clothes fall to the floor. I pick her up and take her to her room and throw her on the bed. But that bastard little dog is asleep on the bed and proceeds to cockblock me. We then get into some conversation and she asks me how many girls I have slept with since we broke up. I have nothing to hide and I don’t lie so I tell her the true number of 7. She is literally floored by this answer. But no more than 5 minutes later I am on top of her and we are going at it. So odd. We are both so freaking sore. She wants to know where I am going to cum and I tell her in her mouth. She doesn’t say a word she just basically nods. She gets on top and starts going crazy but after about 5 minutes she stops and says she can’t take it anymore. I can feel it too and I am hurting. She finishes me with her mouth and swallows. Good girl.

We head up to Blockbuster and rent some movies. Both of us were Saw fans but the weird thing is neither of us saw Saw IV while we were broken up. We watched all the others together. I wonder if that in the back of our heads had something to do with it. On some subconscious level we didn’t want to see the movie because we weren’t together. Who knows. So we rent it and head back to her place. We throw it in and start watching it.

I can tell I have somehow gamed this perfectly. The whole time we have been talking I have probably done everything perfect. I can tell she wants us to get back together. Maybe I am wrong in this assessment but I don’t think so. I think if I suggested it she would go along with the idea. I told her I want us to date again but not like we used to. She knows I see other girls and she doesn’t like the idea that I sleep with other people. I told her I am not going to stop doing that. She said well then we aren’t going to sleep together again. We can hang out but that won’t happen if you are sleeping with other girls. It will be interesting to see how this moves forward. If she actually follows through on that or just says fuck it.

Another thing I worry about is that since I have slept with so many people if she will be like you know what fuck him. If he is going to do it then so am I. I could see her doing that now that she knows I have slept with other people. How naive of her to know I have dated other girls and I wouldn’t have slept with them. So silly.

I know I could see myself getting back together with her. So many things feel right about it. But my other side kicks in and doesn’t want it. I see so many beautiful women that I need to talk to. I need to get it out of my system if that is possible. I want to be with a girl and have absolutely zero desire to be with anyone else. Who knows if that is achievable it probably isn’t. I guess I just have more oats to sow.

It is so nice to know if I wanted to back I can have her. What an excellent feeling.

If I want her…I can have her…

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Saturday rolls around and I head over to the ex’s house as planned. It is around 6-7 PM and I will be chilling over there until I head out for the night. I get a text from Lion saying that he will be bringing a date tonight. It is so gay when your wing has a girl and you don’t. I know at this point I will for sure be trying to pull the ex out on the town tonight. She is wanting to have a relaxed weekend but I have a feeling I can get her out. So I get to her house and we are suppose to go rent a movie. She is too freaking lazy to get up so we decide to just watch a dvd and order pizza. In the meantime I start playing with her new dog. Now I am not a huge fan of dogs. I am not going to come over to your house and start petting and playing with your dog. This always sorta bothered her. But this new dog is insanely small and has the kind of fur that I like. So yeah I basically love this little dog. And in return she loves this about me.

She will still give me absolutely zero affection. I try some stuff but it all goes up in flames. I do however start telling her how she should come out tonight. About 50% of her probably wants to go out. The other half is being lazy and just wants to stay home. She starts saying how she has nothing to wear blah blah. I tell her to wear this jean skirt and heels. She has this little jean skirt that I used to love. It shows her legs off so well. She is pretty freaking sexy in it. So we start looking through her closets picking the outfit out. At this point she is basically agreeing to go.

We somehow end up on her bed. Well I am on her bed and she is on the floor. We get into a major conversation. I won’t bore you with the details but I will make this one remark. At some point in this blog I questioned if I had made some grand gesture or fought super hard for her if she would have come back to me. This topic came up and the answer was yes. She wanted me to fight for her. She said she cried herself to sleep for a super long time after we broke up. She said that very thing made her family like me even less. During the conversation as homo as it sounds hearing this made my eyes water a little. It was sad to know that if I had fought for her we would still be together. But what made me even sadder was I was happy I didn’t fight for her and I told her that. I told her how I wouldn’t have changed. I wouldn’t have become who I am. I guess just the thought of that made me sad.

We head back into the living room and as I am walking she pushes me super hard. I turn around and push her back a couple times. Finally the first freaking time she has shown me anything. I know that sounds odd that a push is affection but you know it is. We wrestle around a little and head to the couch. We watch the end of the movie and just chill. I get a call from Lion saying he is at my place. Fuck dude I am all the way over in Mesquite. She goes and gets ready and is being super cold again. I start fucking with her hats and shit like that. She has this huge pimp hat. I’m like damn this is awesome where did you get it? She is freaking out I don’t remember where she got it saying it was one of her best days she had with me. I finally remember it was from the state fair and fuck with her saying I was just fucking with her I knew where she got it from. I give her shit about still having all the stuff I made for her up on her wall. For her Bday I made this tribal picture. It is the most awesome thing I have seen and I want to gank it from her. I tell her we should copy it and sell prints on ebay. She will have none of that though and says no way.

We finally head out and get to my place. She still hasn’t done her make up so she needs to use the bathroom. Lion has to do his hair. I still have to change and get ready and do my hair. Then my friend comes over and he has to get dressed and do his hair. Hahaha every single one of us is getting ready in the bathroom. It is pretty funny. So we finally head out and get to Republic. We pull up and the valet guy says Lion’s name. Cool he is getting to know us. Then the door girl doesn’t want to see our ID’s she just says go on in. My ex and friend are still searching for thier id’s. I have to literally walk behind them and push them in past everyone. People in line are like ohh those guys must be regulars. Yes…yes we are.

We get in head to the bar and get some drinks. The ex is like hey lets do some shots for old times sake. Alright that sounds good to me are you buying? She hands me her card and says yep. We order the shots and drinks. I am thinking sweet she is finally going to open up and quit acting so freaking cold to me. Nope even with the drinks she is still being cold as ever. Except now when we are walking through the crowd or something she takes my hand. I feel sorry for Lion that he is here with us. I know how it feels and it sucks. I start texting him saying how I wish I would have known he wasn’t going to have a girl. How we would of been money at this place tonight.

My ex starts being super cold and I just start being a dick to her. Not showing her anything and it starts to work. After a while she starts letting me know how mean I am being to her. Blah Blah. We are all pretty much ready to go by 1 but my friend is over at Quaterhouse talking to some women. I don’t want to fuck his game up but eventually we just have to go over there and get him. It is about 1:30 at this point and the upstairs of the place is closing anyways. I want him to number close since he wasted a couple hours gaming them but he doesn’t. Part of me really wants to buy this guy the game and see if he will change his life. But he is rather stubborn and set in his ways. So who knows. I probably won’t and he will probably keep having the bad luck he has with girls.

Finally we leave. I hand my keys off and sit in the back with the ex. I just go straight up caveman with her. I start rubbing her legs grabbing her panties and pulling them down. Telling her we should get in the back of my truck and go at it. Sticking my hand down her shit and rubbing on her nipples. She finally stops me there and is worried the driver can see this going on. I assure her he can’t but she will have none of it. She types in her phone: Do you have condoms at your house? She hands her phone over to me with that message. While I am in shock at this I grab my phone and type in yeah and show her. I then text the driver and Lion that when we get back to my place they need to bounce. They both take the hint and instantly leave when we get back. Thanks guys.

We head inside and start talking. She is sitting on the back of my couch and while not being as cold she still won’t kiss me. I just look at her and say. I am about to kiss you. If you don’t reciprocate grab your shit and leave. I lean down and we start making out. It was badass. She then puts a stop to it. She asks me if I have slept with any girls since we broke up. I tell her yes and she gets super upset. She tells me she hasn’t slept with anyone. I am basically in shock at this statement. I know when this girl lies and she isn’t. I also know she would not bring this subject up if she had slept with anyone. She is mad that she didn’t ask me this question before she asked me if I had condoms. She walks over to my kitchen saying it is a bad idea. I walk over grab her hair and we start making out again. While this is happening I pull her panties down pick her up and throw her on the counter. I pull it out and gently put it in her. After a few minutes she tells me to go nuts and I do. She cums so freaking quick. I then pick her up walk her to my room and throw her on the bed. My bed is covered with about 12 shirts and two phone books. I just start throwing shit on the floor and take her clothes off. We proceed to have some of the most crazy, badass, neighbor waking sex in the world. We are both super duper sore afterwards.

After we are done she gets up puts her clothes on and leaves. This is exactly what she always used to do. I call her on it and she is just like umm don’t you remember this is what I do. She leaves and I pass the fuck out with the biggest grin on my face. That is two girls in less than 24 hours that I ended their drought of 5 1/2 months without sex. How ironic.

A Hottie Blonde…

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Friday night rolls around and all sorts of plans start getting thrown up in the air. Downtown, Uptown, Addison, Lower Greenville, take your pick. Wait let’s just fucking pick all of them. The truth is we never made it downtown or to lower greenville but who cares.

Lion heads over and we make our way to Starbucks to meet some guys from the community. A lot of new faces are pulled up to the table. We are fashionably late and sit back and chill listening to the others talk. We chime in on occasion to add our two cents but for the most part just listen. At some point Vector wants us to sign the little clipboard. No problem man I will add my name to your secret society list. But don’t give me a list and not think I will add some random hilarious name. Yeah I make up another member of the group that I find to be hilarious. I then start asking who this person was. Everyone there is just like huh what are you talking about. I am just cracking a grin as they are trying to figure out who this other person was. It was a good way for me to start my night.

We all roll out and head up to Sherlock’s. It seems to be the favorite hunting grounds of the night game meetings. We get there and I start my barrage of crown and sprite. I must look like an alcoholic to these guys who have never met me. They are sipping on their first beer and I am well into my second and third drinks. Ahh I am already starting to feel money. I chit chat with these guys and it is eventually time to leave this gay ass place that I hate and head to my favorite place Republic. We can’t leave without making a round first and do just that. We head through the crowd and get to the other side. My neighbor spots me and gives me a hug. I start talking to her and her friend and Lion makes his way back. I introduce him to her and her friend. About 2 minutes into the conversation they intro me to another guy and girl of their group when some douche bag turns around and says hey guys. You can just tell right away this guy is trying to AMOG. No problem man AMOG all you want because I don’t give two shits. But I have this problem with people fucking with anyone in my group. He starts fucking with Lion and man he is a fucking champ dealing with these dudes. The guy just blows himself out with these girls. I mean he royally fucks himself so hardcore. He says something about Lion’s fohawk. He is pointing at it and Lion just starts looking around the room, up to the ceiling just trying to figure out what this guy is talking about. Just making absolutely no reference to what this guy just said about his hair. Geeze man well done that was masterfully played. Then my neighbor’s friend goes I love your fohawk. This guy had on a jacket that said Ferrari on it. I tell him how badass it is that he drives a Ferrari. I tell him how that car is so badass. I say how I drive a red 1974 Pinto Station wagon. I tell him how I added stickers to it and it now has 70 horsepower. I tell him that I am going to add exhaust to it blah blah blah. He then goes well I don’t drive a Ferrari but I do drive a badass car. He said he drives a crossfire. Nice dude but umm strike 2 your well on your way to getting blown out. After this the guy just can’t take it anymore and he moves around to the other side of the group with his brother and his brother’s girl.

We chit chat for a while longer but I have zero interest in this interaction and tell Lion we are bouncing. On the way out the homo says something to Lion and just strikes himself out for good. What a moron. We turn around for one second know it isn’t worth it and I tell Lion to keep walking. After this happened he is feeling Money and I must say I already was 10 minutes ago. I am just walking through this place with the look that I own it.

As we are walking out I swear every girl is looking me over. I just walk right past them all because you know what…they just aren’t good enough. We exit the joint and start making our way. Lion is on cloud nine now and opening everything in the parking lot that we walk by. One girl says he looks familiar and he asks her if they did it. This blows him out but you know what who fucking cares. She was nothing. Then a three set and he opens them. He ends up stopping the middle girl of the group and they all circle around us. I guarantee we could have stayed in this set probably all night if we wanted. We were just feeding off each other. When he stopped I started. The set was ours for the taking and we just said nah. There are better things to come and let them go inside.

We headed back to my place as I could swear I forgot to put deodorant on. I mean I probably did but I just wanted to make sure. Lion wanted to grab his boots so we loaded up made another drink and headed out to Republic. On the way there we are talking about game and shit like that. We are talking about how we feel so much in state right now. Then Lion makes the comment that we are going to pull SNL’s tonight. I don’t question it. I feel it too. We walk in and instantly see a few girls that we know. This set the stage well and we lingered around them for a while. I can’t remember the exact order of all of this but it went something like this.

Somehow Lion and I make our way out to the patio. Now Republic is not busy at all tonight. The patio has maybe 8 people on it. As we are standing there I spot this hottie on the couch with a friend. I tell Lion that she has amazingly nice legs. He is like fuck it lets go sit down right across from them. We do and just ignore them. But we then have our own made up conversation. I mean here was the conversation. Hahhaha yeah dude just keep saying shit and laughing. Dude that is fucking hilarious…blah…blah…blah…blah. Yes I was saying blah just to have this made up conversation. Then after a few minutes of this…probably more like 90 seconds Lion leans over and asks them for their opinion. This is the first time I have ever heard him utter those words. I am almost in shock but who fucking cares because he just opened them and they are super receptive. I just lean back on the couch and let him do his thing. I chime in where needed but let him run the show. My chimes are usually something to add to the conversation or a mini neg. Do you want to know how perceptive girls are? Keep in mind this place is not lit well. I am sitting at least 5 feet from the girls. They ask me if I am married. Yes I wear a black ring on my ring finger. I answer that I am married. A few minutes later they ask are you really married? I say no I’m not married I just wear this so nasty girls don’t hit on me. I then say that I am gay though.

Now we probably could have continued a good conversation with these girls for much longer but I decide you know what…Lion and I have to leave. I tell the girls we have to go talk to some of our friends inside but we will talk to them later. As I am getting up one of the girls extends her hand and asks my name. I take a seat next to her and tell her my name. She then introduces me to her friend and I do the same for Lion. We head inside and back over to our group.

When we get to our group I notice another blonde standing around. I open her with here let me introduce you to that guy. She is just like what huh why do you want to introduce me to him. I just say ohh that guy is badass you would like him. I don’t even know the guy I just know he was part of the group my friends were part of. She introduces herself to me. I shake her hand but you know what. I don’t let go. I just keep shaking her hand looking off every few seconds like nothing is happening and making conversation. I end up shaking her hand for almost 5 minutes while talking to her. It might very well be the funniest thing I have done. If you can pull it off though I highly recommend doing it. I have done it many times but never for that long. Usually for about 30 seconds to a minute. It is so money. I shouldn’t give badass shit like this away but if you are in need of Kino there you go. If the girls are fun they are going to like it and just think you are crazy…in a good way.

So I am doing this with this girl when I just say you know what lets go outside and talk where I can hear. She has absolutely no problem with this and we head outside. We get into a pretty good conversation and eventually several friends of mine walk up and I make the round of introductions. Then these people leave but her friends walk up. They give her the eye code for are you ok. She even mentions what they are doing. She is saying how she would make a certain face if she wanted them to pull her away but she made the face that she wanted to stay. Umm is that an IOI. Because I really don’t know…I have no idea how this set ended but well…I always eject after a while because I know it is always reopenable if I do.

I find Lion and we are in search of the two hotties from the couch. There is always the tricky business of pairing off. I mean who decides. Do Lion and I decide or do the girls? Or does it really matter? I mean it is certainly possible that we are all saying ohh who fucking cares who we pair off with as long as we pair off. We spot them at the bar and just walk right up to them and re initiate the conversation. I don’t know if others do this tactic but it is my favorite one. I just love running some game. Leaving. Coming back later and starting it up again. Sure there is always the possibility of the girl leaving and you never seeing her again but who cares. If you are worried about that you will have some problems. So we start talking to them and start dancing with them. We are instantly paired off at this point. I personally would have had no problem with either one. Lion’s girl has a great thickness to her. Her ass and legs are great. She probably has decent tits. Maybe a little bit of a stomach but overall not bad for a blonde. My chick for a blonde is pretty much smoking hot. Nice nice nice body. Small tits but they are nice. I don’t give two shits about breast size as long as they are shaped nicely. We all start dancing and having a good time then after a while we decide to eject again hahhahah.

We head outside when I see this super hot latino girl. I have no idea why I pawned her off on Lion but well lets just say I am a nice guy. She is looking around like she lost her little dog or something. I walk right up to her and say he is right here pointing to Lion. I might of grabbed his chin saying how he is such a beautiful man and I eject leaving her with him. He goes on to run some excellent game on her and number closes. Geeze I am way too nice.

While this is going on two girls I know walk up to me at different times and just get all over me. I mean come on ladies. One has gotten with not only a friend but she got all sorts of freaky with my bro one night. She is just off fucking limits. She is trying to come over to my place saying how she can come over and all this other shit. No girl. Thank goodness Fenix took her away from me. Then this other girl comes up to me and is all like remember that night we made out. We should do that again. I say no way you have kissed one of my friends tonight. I would never kiss you now. Then Fenix comes up and takes this girl away…hahahahahhahahahah

At some point I run into the two blondes again. I am negging and fucking with the one while some other dude is running game on the other. My girl tells me to get that douche bag away from her friend. You know the whole eye code shit chicks do. Well she was doing it to her. I just walk right up to her and start dancing with her blowing the dude out. Neat. I pull the girls outside and we start chatting. Then this douche comes back up and starts talking to me. I’m just like whatever dude and then he starts gaming the girl again. This time my girl is just saying well whatever if she wants to talk to him. So my girl starts going on and on about my ring, asking me if I am really gay. This is the bad thing about being drunk and then waiting a few days to write this post up. I have no idea if I ever told her I wasn’t gay. I did however say do you want to kiss me. She says she does want to kiss me but she is married. Wow. She is married but about 3 weeks away from getting a divorce. So until it is finalized she just doesn’t feel right kissing. She then goes on telling me how she hasn’t had sex in 5 1/2 months. She said during her 6 month marriage she only had sex three times. I say that is fine but we should hang out sometime. She is like we should definitely hang out sometime. I pull my phone out and get her number.

It is getting close to closing time but we completely close this place down. Just to give you an idea by the time we left the valet guys already had my car pulled up. I was just like whoah that is really good service they already have the car up. On the way home Lion is pushing me to text the blondes. I am saying man I don’t know that is a little too needy. But my drunkenness takes over and I make the text.

PC: What are you guys doing?
HB: Driving, who this?
PC: PC. We should hang out the night is still young.
HB: What do you have in mind?
PC: Why don’t you guys come have some drinks.
HB: Where at and with who?
PC: Is your friend still with you? If so Lion will hang around.
HB: Yes I’m staying with her. Where you thinking?
PC: My place.
HB: We are on Preston let me know when you get there.
PC: We just pulled up you guys coming over?
HB: We just stopped to get gas will let you know when we get close.

She calls and they come over. I sit on my big chair with the girl. She throws her legs over mine. Lion sits down on the couch with the other girl. He lets me know he will be cavemaning her before they arrive. After about 10-20 minutes Lion starts making out with his girl. He tells me to throw him the blanket and he lays down pulling her down with him. He texts me to take her to my room. I stand up get something from the kitchen walk over to my girl grab her hand and pull her back to my room. She wants to see my myspace page. I sit down on my chair grab her and throw her on my lap. We are looking at pictures when all the sudden my computer starts doing some weird ass shit. I later find out I got some crazy nasty trojan virus. She goes and lays down on my bed on her stomach. I am still sitting in my chair and we start chit chatting. We get on the subject of how she just doesn’t feel right kissing while she is married. Right in the middle of the conversation I just lean over and start making out with her. Within 60 seconds I get up close my door and walk over to the bed. She is kinda sitting on her ass in an upright position. I just push her over and get inbetween her legs while she is lying on her back. Umm yeah it’s on she is going wild. This girl has the longest nipples I have ever seen. I mean I just want to suck the shit out of them. It was crazy. I reach under her skirt and remove her panties. She throws up the weakest resistance in the world and they come flying off as does the rest of her clothes. I throw her on top of me and she is just grinding away. At this point I think man this girl is bad this is going to be good. I reach for a condom and she is like nah. Then she whips my dick out and starts going nuts on it. I reach for it again throw it on and she puts me inside. You can tell it is hurting her a little. I can also tell she just isn’t fully into this. She is having some emotional problems with it.

Overall she was weak as fuck in bed. I would imagine she would be pretty good if she wasn’t married. I am pretty sure this is the first girl I have ever fucked that was married. I hope she was really getting a divorce because there is no way I would get with an actual married chick. That just isn’t right. I have no idea if I will call this girl again. I really want to because man her body was so nice. I didn’t get to experience all of it and that just sucks. Plus she didn’t blow me and that would be the first girl ever who I have slept with that hasn’t blown me. I can’t let that hit the record books. So anyways I will probably eventually call her. I just know she was pretty upset she slept with me. She might even have regrets enough that she would blow me off. That is the thing you have to remember. A lot of girls sleep with a guy for different reasons. She might have been trying to get a revenge fuck or something on her husband and it backfired on her. She realized after 10 minutes she didn’t want it anymore. I’m just making that up but you get the idea. Girls are way too freaking emotional.

It is so nice to end the dry spell of no new lays. I know it was well over a month. Holy shit I just looked and it was 2 months. Wow thank goodness for FB’s. The funny thing is my last new lay was a SNL as well. I will say part of this is because of FB’s though. Man when you can get laid just about anytime you want it makes you a little lazy with new chicks. I know that is one of the reasons I went so long. I would just get so lazy dealing with the new girls. I really need to get that mindset out of my system going forward.