Saturday rolls around and I head over to the ex’s house as planned. It is around 6-7 PM and I will be chilling over there until I head out for the night. I get a text from Lion saying that he will be bringing a date tonight. It is so gay when your wing has a girl and you don’t. I know at this point I will for sure be trying to pull the ex out on the town tonight. She is wanting to have a relaxed weekend but I have a feeling I can get her out. So I get to her house and we are suppose to go rent a movie. She is too freaking lazy to get up so we decide to just watch a dvd and order pizza. In the meantime I start playing with her new dog. Now I am not a huge fan of dogs. I am not going to come over to your house and start petting and playing with your dog. This always sorta bothered her. But this new dog is insanely small and has the kind of fur that I like. So yeah I basically love this little dog. And in return she loves this about me.
She will still give me absolutely zero affection. I try some stuff but it all goes up in flames. I do however start telling her how she should come out tonight. About 50% of her probably wants to go out. The other half is being lazy and just wants to stay home. She starts saying how she has nothing to wear blah blah. I tell her to wear this jean skirt and heels. She has this little jean skirt that I used to love. It shows her legs off so well. She is pretty freaking sexy in it. So we start looking through her closets picking the outfit out. At this point she is basically agreeing to go.
We somehow end up on her bed. Well I am on her bed and she is on the floor. We get into a major conversation. I won’t bore you with the details but I will make this one remark. At some point in this blog I questioned if I had made some grand gesture or fought super hard for her if she would have come back to me. This topic came up and the answer was yes. She wanted me to fight for her. She said she cried herself to sleep for a super long time after we broke up. She said that very thing made her family like me even less. During the conversation as homo as it sounds hearing this made my eyes water a little. It was sad to know that if I had fought for her we would still be together. But what made me even sadder was I was happy I didn’t fight for her and I told her that. I told her how I wouldn’t have changed. I wouldn’t have become who I am. I guess just the thought of that made me sad.
We head back into the living room and as I am walking she pushes me super hard. I turn around and push her back a couple times. Finally the first freaking time she has shown me anything. I know that sounds odd that a push is affection but you know it is. We wrestle around a little and head to the couch. We watch the end of the movie and just chill. I get a call from Lion saying he is at my place. Fuck dude I am all the way over in Mesquite. She goes and gets ready and is being super cold again. I start fucking with her hats and shit like that. She has this huge pimp hat. I’m like damn this is awesome where did you get it? She is freaking out I don’t remember where she got it saying it was one of her best days she had with me. I finally remember it was from the state fair and fuck with her saying I was just fucking with her I knew where she got it from. I give her shit about still having all the stuff I made for her up on her wall. For her Bday I made this tribal picture. It is the most awesome thing I have seen and I want to gank it from her. I tell her we should copy it and sell prints on ebay. She will have none of that though and says no way.
We finally head out and get to my place. She still hasn’t done her make up so she needs to use the bathroom. Lion has to do his hair. I still have to change and get ready and do my hair. Then my friend comes over and he has to get dressed and do his hair. Hahaha every single one of us is getting ready in the bathroom. It is pretty funny. So we finally head out and get to Republic. We pull up and the valet guy says Lion’s name. Cool he is getting to know us. Then the door girl doesn’t want to see our ID’s she just says go on in. My ex and friend are still searching for thier id’s. I have to literally walk behind them and push them in past everyone. People in line are like ohh those guys must be regulars. Yes…yes we are.
We get in head to the bar and get some drinks. The ex is like hey lets do some shots for old times sake. Alright that sounds good to me are you buying? She hands me her card and says yep. We order the shots and drinks. I am thinking sweet she is finally going to open up and quit acting so freaking cold to me. Nope even with the drinks she is still being cold as ever. Except now when we are walking through the crowd or something she takes my hand. I feel sorry for Lion that he is here with us. I know how it feels and it sucks. I start texting him saying how I wish I would have known he wasn’t going to have a girl. How we would of been money at this place tonight.
My ex starts being super cold and I just start being a dick to her. Not showing her anything and it starts to work. After a while she starts letting me know how mean I am being to her. Blah Blah. We are all pretty much ready to go by 1 but my friend is over at Quaterhouse talking to some women. I don’t want to fuck his game up but eventually we just have to go over there and get him. It is about 1:30 at this point and the upstairs of the place is closing anyways. I want him to number close since he wasted a couple hours gaming them but he doesn’t. Part of me really wants to buy this guy the game and see if he will change his life. But he is rather stubborn and set in his ways. So who knows. I probably won’t and he will probably keep having the bad luck he has with girls.
Finally we leave. I hand my keys off and sit in the back with the ex. I just go straight up caveman with her. I start rubbing her legs grabbing her panties and pulling them down. Telling her we should get in the back of my truck and go at it. Sticking my hand down her shit and rubbing on her nipples. She finally stops me there and is worried the driver can see this going on. I assure her he can’t but she will have none of it. She types in her phone: Do you have condoms at your house? She hands her phone over to me with that message. While I am in shock at this I grab my phone and type in yeah and show her. I then text the driver and Lion that when we get back to my place they need to bounce. They both take the hint and instantly leave when we get back. Thanks guys.
We head inside and start talking. She is sitting on the back of my couch and while not being as cold she still won’t kiss me. I just look at her and say. I am about to kiss you. If you don’t reciprocate grab your shit and leave. I lean down and we start making out. It was badass. She then puts a stop to it. She asks me if I have slept with any girls since we broke up. I tell her yes and she gets super upset. She tells me she hasn’t slept with anyone. I am basically in shock at this statement. I know when this girl lies and she isn’t. I also know she would not bring this subject up if she had slept with anyone. She is mad that she didn’t ask me this question before she asked me if I had condoms. She walks over to my kitchen saying it is a bad idea. I walk over grab her hair and we start making out again. While this is happening I pull her panties down pick her up and throw her on the counter. I pull it out and gently put it in her. After a few minutes she tells me to go nuts and I do. She cums so freaking quick. I then pick her up walk her to my room and throw her on the bed. My bed is covered with about 12 shirts and two phone books. I just start throwing shit on the floor and take her clothes off. We proceed to have some of the most crazy, badass, neighbor waking sex in the world. We are both super duper sore afterwards.
After we are done she gets up puts her clothes on and leaves. This is exactly what she always used to do. I call her on it and she is just like umm don’t you remember this is what I do. She leaves and I pass the fuck out with the biggest grin on my face. That is two girls in less than 24 hours that I ended their drought of 5 1/2 months without sex. How ironic.