Interesting Night…
Hrmm…well tonight was actually really fun. I am super drunk writing this right now. I have already had to push the back space bar like a hundred times. I just need to close my eyes and type this up. I think it will come out better. The girl from Friday night came over and out with us tonight. I thought she was way better looking the night I pulled her. She was still good looking and the guys I was with both thought she was hot. Blondes just don’t do it for me. Not sure why not they just don’t. So we head out to this little hole in the wall bar because I know we will drink cheap. Hell I bought like 12 drinks and only spent 20 bucks if that gives you an indication. I know a couple bar tenders there so it works out well. Anyways about half way through my girl heads to the bathroom. By this point her friend is there joining us. She comes back and walks up to me and says hey I think her appendix burst. I’m kinda drunk and just thinking hrmm that is odd. I walk up and into the girls bathroom. She is lying on the floor. I pick her up and walk her out to her friends car. I later get a text about her ovarian cyst or something had burst.
We have a few more drinks at this bar and then head over to Sherlock’s. For some reason my friends id is messed up or something so we can’t get in. No problem we will head over to Finn. We get to Finn and order a few drinks. It isn’t super busy or anything but busy enough.
I am receiving the most amount of eye contact I have ever seen in my entire life. And I am calling the girls on it. You know making odd faces shrugging my shoulders shit like that. They are eating it up and I am just blowing them off. Finally this one latino girl won’t give up. A guy who I just met is like man go talk to her. Alright fine. I walk over kneel down since she is sitting and proceed to talk. She is from Panama and is maybe a 6. I quickly realize this is such a waste of time. There is no way I am going to waste anymore time with her. Then my friend walks over and takes a seat next to her. YES. I intro him and bounce off back to my group.
Back at my group I either get opened or open two girls. Really I have no idea which it was. Ohh wait now I remember. I was walking to use the bathroom and this girl no doubt 100% guaranteed on purpose kinda runs into me. She was walking the other direction and there was plenty of room. I called her on it right there but kept walking. Well when I get back out to my group she and her friend are sitting at a table. Wow what an easy way in to open and I don’t hesitate. I start calling her out on it again. She is denying it but you can tell she is lying. We start talking and some guy who one of my friends knows starts trying to AMOG me. Nah it’s not gonna happen be a good boy and open her friend and keep her occupied. He just won’t do it though. What a homo. She starts to straight up ignore him, turns her back and faces me and we start to talk. It turns out she has seen me several times. She tells me she works at Ivy but then admits she works at Finn. I take her watch and put it on my arm. It is actually a pretty badass watch and my plan was to gank it since I know I would see her again. At some point I bounced and left her with AFC homo to keep her attention for the last 30 minutes of the night. I rejoin my group. Eventually the girl who’s name I use every time I go to Finn to get us in for free walks up. She opens me and asks me how old I am and my name. I don’t say guess but I do say you are older than me. She asks how old and I tell her her age. I know it from the first time I met her and made some gay bet with her. Anyways when I tell her her age and she is older than me she punches me right in the chest and walks off. She turns back around just long enough for me to neg her. It is amazing how good she looks outta her work clothes. I wish I had some sorta of magic pill badass game at that exact second. She was sexy.
It’s about closing time and the other girl walks back up to me and shakes me hand saying it was nice to meet you. She then ganks her watch back.