Archive for May, 2008

What a Night…

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

So Friday night I did end up hooking up with two girls within about a three hour span. What I am sitting here trying to figure out is why didn’t I find another to complete the three in one day objective. That was pretty messed up on my part since that would have been so easy. I was super busy on Saturday though getting ready for the party.

The way the night was suppose to go is my ex and HBSNL show up early and we have some fun. SNL calls though and lets me know she won’t be getting there early. Ohh well I guess I will just have some fun with the ex then. We finish up and people start showing up. My house is getting full pretty quick. We are all pregaming at my place before hand. Before I know it there are probably 30 people crammed into my apartment. I am just sitting there thinking how badass it would have been to have my house ready as it would have been so much cooler. Ohh well in time although I am starting to second guess having a party like that at the new house.

Eventually everyone shows up and we head out to Za Za. I catch a ride with Smirks and Picture Perfect so if necessary I can take a cab home later. We show up and the back section that we rented is empty. It wasn’t roped off like they said but they have definitely kept people from going over there. I thought that was pretty cool. Before I head over I have to do my ritual and go take a piss. I am wearing these stupid 1980 sunglasses around. I love how I am confident to do that sort of thing now. Just a few months ago the thought would have never crossed my mind. I would have been too much of a pussy. So anyways we head over and the waitress starts bottle service. We only had two bottles and with 40+ people yeah they were gone in a matter of minutes. I am guessing we would have needed about 8 bottles to have drinks the whole night. With tip and everything the tab escalates to just under $800. Not a bad way to drop a grand.

Za Za is pretty freaking badass. The place was packed. I am super happy we rented the area. It wouldn’t have been anywhere near as good without our section. Things would have been way to scattered. The only downside I saw was I really didn’t see many-any attractive girls at this place. I thought for sure there would be some smoking hot women. I made a couple pass throughs during the night and just didn’t see anything. I did feel like a badass though and ran some game on a few girls. Really just fucking with them for my personal benefit of having a good time. I did get my first Quadruple kiss which I thought was pretty cool. The night went at a super sonic pace it felt like. Before I knew it we were leaving and heading back to my place.

We get back to my place and about half of the party comes with. From here things just get crazy. Of course I had been pushing the whole at 2:00 AM I am jumping in the pool at Za Za and trying to get people to join me. No one wanted to everyone pussed out. But back at my place I somehow talk Smirks and Lion into jumping into the pool. I was gonna be a crazy mofo and jump in with my clothes on but they start stripping down. Hrmm yeah I guess that does make more sense. I strip down to my boxers as well and we all three jump in at the same time. Yeah it’s fucking freezing. Thanks for joining me guys I have a new found respect for you now.

Back inside we throw some comfy clothes on and start back partying with everyone else. Several of the guys are wrestling and everyone is just having a good time. At some point ketchup is spilled all over the carpet along with red wine. Yeah umm my carpet is pretty much destroyed now. That will no doubt be a hefty bill. Now you see why up above I said I am second guessing having parties at the new house. I let shit like that slide in the apartment but I don’t think I would take it so easy in the new house. I am pretty certain it would upset me since the financial damage would be so much greater. I guess it’s all relative.

During the night one of my non community guys is gaming HBSNL. I am pretty certain he knows she is a FB so I am a little annoyed he is gaming her. On top of that I am a little annoyed he is gaming her and fucking up my chances with a threesome. I am so drunk though I don’t ever step in and try to change things. Well until I somehow take her into the bathroom and start fooling around with her. I throw her up on the counter top and start molesting her. I then throw her down on the ground and have her get on her knees and start blowing me. She doesn’t finish me but the point was made. My friend walks over to me and is asking me what happened in the bathroom. I let him know she blew me and to have fun with my sloppy seconds. He says that is all he needs to know and goes and starts talking to her again. He came back over to me and says he blew her off and she just didn’t understand. She leaves a few minutes later and is super fucking pissed. She sends me several texts saying she hates me and to lose her number. I just completely ignore the texts and never respond.

Eventually the night comes to an end and me and the ex go have some fun. She is super pissed off at my over the who HBSNL bathroom incident and I accidentally let it slip that I fucked another girl right after her the night before. Ohh well she lets it all slide and gets super crazy freaky.

I had an excellent night and probably one of my best birthday’s ever.

That Dreaded Day…

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

And there it is waiting in the shadows. The day I must pass forth into the thirties. Man how does time fly by so fast. I must say I have lived a pretty good life so far. I have come up short on some goals. I remember back when I was younger hearing how my dad wanted to be a millionaire by the time he was thirty. Well he didn’t achieve that goal. So I of course made that my goal as well. I am sorry to report that I am not a millionaire either. So that goal will have to be passed down to my son. And by the time he is thirty with inflation he would really have to be worth 2 million to make it even.

I am sitting here trying to rehash most of my life and the main things that pop into my head are financial related. That just doesn’t seem like the most important thing. But for some reason it is what mainly displays in my thoughts. I want to sit here and act like I will change in that regards but I just don’t see it happening. Until I am sitting on millions and money matters little I have a feeling that will remain the same.

Enough about that stuff let’s talk about what is to come. I am trying to plan a party for Saturday Night. Me and one of my friends went and checked out Urban Oasis at Hotel Za Za last night. The place is pretty freaking nice and I think ideal for a party. I wanted to go somewhere unique and a place I haven’t been before. I went ahead and booked an area of the venue. They are roping off the back section of the pool area for us and including two bottles. I am forking over a pretty penny for this pleasure but I just thought you know what fuck it..I only turn 30 once let’s have one helluva party.

My ex will be joining me and I invited another girl to join us. HBSNL if you remember. She is a dirty whore and I know down for a threesome. I have already told both girls and they are both down for the idea. They both just wanna be pretty drunk that night and then they are down for whatever. I just got off the phone with the ex and she is like alright. I will sit back and watch you fuck her if you want. It is amazing how some girls are just so down for that sort of thing. Then you have the opposite side of the spectrum with a shitload of other girls. Very odd.
I must make this short and get ready for the evening. I have two women lined up. Hopefully I will be having some fun with both of them. It won’t be at the same time but hopefully within a few hours of each other. If it does I will for sure find one more to complete the three in one day. What a beautiful birthday this is shaping up to be.