The human body will never cease to amaze me. I was just about to pass out at about 11:30. I was flipping through the channels trying to find something to fall asleep to. I land on a movie called Any Given Sunday. It was close to the end when Al Pacino starts giving a speech to his team. His speech was talking about going that extra inch. Man for whatever reason this inspired me. I went from barely keeping my eyes open to writing this very post at 3:16 AM. I have been writing and reading ever since that speech. I am wide awake.
I guess I will go ahead and write about my SNL from Saturday night before I let it go too long and forget about the details.
We head out to uptown this night. We all meet up at Republic and it is pretty dead. I open one hottie and I know she is into me. She actually ejects and goes back to her friends however she keeps looking over at me. I kick myself for not going back over to her and getting her number before I leave. Ohh well just another regret. I guess there is about 8 of us now and I am wanting to go check out a place called Lift. I have heard good things about it. We finally make it over there and I must say the place blows goats. I see nothing good about this place. Loud, smokey, way too dark, too many bottle service tables, etc. I will be happy never coming back here.
So we decide to bounce and head over to Social House. This is my new favorite place. I have now been here a few times and pretty much have liked it and had success every time. Tonight however is different. I don’t know what is going on but all the sudden around 1 am I am ready to leave. I start complaining to myself and some of my friends which is just gay of me. I decide I need to walk upstairs and see if I like it better up there. As I am walking by I just all the sudden see this girl. A tall blonde that is super cute. She doesn’t give me an approach invitation and she is with a group of at least 5 but that doesn’t stop me. I just walk right up to her and open her with: What are all these people doing here? Yeah it is actually probably a cheesy pick up line but man I love it so much. She responds with I guess we invited them all. I then go: I thought it was supposed to me just you and I this evening.
AND BEGIN!!! I think she fell in love right there hahahha. It’s too fucking powerful. Let’s just say within the next few seconds I felt like a SNL was about 85% possible. Yes after under 1 minute of conversation it felt like it would happen. That is probably why I took her over to the bar and bought her a shot. I have never bought a random girl a shot in ohhh at least the past 9 months. Never one time in my tenure with the community. Probably not even before then but that is besides the point.
After a while I know things are going well. I have already number closed her. I decide to eject and go find my friends. I head over to them and they are like well done blah blah. I tell them that ohh wait it’s not over yet. I will be reopening her at 1:50 and try to extract. Well I didn’t need to wait until them because guess what yep she came and found me. Things were going very well. The conversation was easy and the attraction was over the top. Just after closing time I told her to bite my neck. Just as she was going in the bouncer flashed the light on us. Thanks buddy that might have helped me.
We head upstairs and outside. As we are outside her cock block friend comes up to me and starts hounding me. I love drunken me. I am so fun. I pick this chick up and start bouncing her around. She loves it and loves me. She gives her approval and hops in a cab. Hahha my girl was her ride home. Wow how awesome that she bowed out like that so we could be alone.
Me and my girl finally start making out. Things are destined to end up at my place or hers. Not much can get in our way ohhh wait another friend. Awesome. Her tall blonde friend doesn’t want the night to be over. In fact she was across the street talking to some dudes. She ran into a friend she knew from school who was wanting her to come over. I am trying to figure this shit out and actually say hey how about all 4 of us go to this guys house. See I thought that was my only option at that point. I didn’t think the girls could be broken up. Long story short my girl pulls the girl away from the other guy and we take her to her car.
At this point we are in my girls car and I am saying hey let’s just go to your house I will crash on your couch. She doesn’t want to do that so I say fine well you are my ride so take me home to North Dallas. She agrees and we start heading up. I let her know that we won’t be having sex but we can hold hands and read poetry.
We get to my house and I say alright cya later and get out of the car. I let her know she should come inside though and take a look around. She agrees and we head inside. We make a couple crown and sprites and head out to the pool. I go turn the hot tub on and say let’s get in. She doesn’t want to. If I would have gotten naked and jumped in I have a feeling she would have as well. So instead we head back inside and somehow end up on my bed. We are laying there making out blah blah. She is throwing up retarded LMR. I finally tell her to blow me and she does. She is very good. I flip her over and pull her panties off. She doesn’t resist at all and well you know.
Eventually she leaves and we head out to her car. She is parked in front of my house in the circle drive. She is sitting in her seat and I am facing her. I move her panties to the side and start fucking her again while slightly choking her. She calls me a freak and says she likes that.
She texts me when she gets home saying all sorts of shit.
Then she goes: I absolutely loved your opening line!
I have used the line twice. Both have been successful closes.
Do you think I will use it again?