Alright so that title is pronounced: Shoe-Ba-Li-How-Sum-Num-Chang-Toe-Saw-Ka-Flang. And it means: Welcome to ATT how may I help you. It was from some commercial about 18 years ago that I somehow remembered. I think it was Swahelian.

I guess I need to touch on a few things so I can remember them down the road.

The first thing is I recently got a Mohawk. I have been rocking a Fohawk for a while now with excellent results. The Mohawk though is just phenomenal. I have never had so many people come up to me and say something to me. And I don’t even mean at night during the day it is insane as well. Now sure they are not all girls hitting on me but regardless it is a good feeling. I know I don’t look quite as good as I did with just the fohawk but I will definitely be rocking this look for a while.

I deleted every number out of my phone the other night. See I realized all these girls are worthless to me. I am going through some sort of alone phase I guess right now. For some reason I feel like I am reverting back to the old me. Maybe we can never escape who we truly are. Lately I have had no interest in talking to any girls. I am more inclined to just go out and hang out with my friends then try to meet new women. I say that now but man if I saw some amazing girl who was into me I am sure I would change my attitude.

I remember how I used to talk to a ton of girls. You know fuck around with them even though I knew I had no interest in them. Now I just go out and unfortunately have a horrible demeanor about myself. I can tell I am putting off a don’t fuck with me attitude. This is a really bad idea although for some reason I am alright with it at the current time.

I was out Saturday chilling with some friends when a girl approached me. She had to inspect the hawk. Can I touch it? I let her know sure it isn’t hard or anything. She makes some other comments and then compliments my tie as well. Any of night I would have had some snide remark to throw her off a little. Instead I just took it in stride and said thanks. This girl was not smoking hot maybe a HB7 with a very nice tight little body. Here is a girl hitting on me and I am just nonchalant about the whole thing. She then tells me I am rocking it tonight and turns around and walks off. I mean I basically just blew this girl off even though she was plenty good enough to hang out with.

So basically as much as I hate to say it my level of acceptable girls has just risen. This really limits who I will actually talk to. In my head I am a better package then I have ever been. In my head I am better looking than I have ever been. In my head I have more to offer than ever before. In my head I am wanted by all women.

The question is…is my game an even match for my ego???

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