Damn I have no idea when I wrote this. I was just looking through all of my posts in my word folder and came across this. I wrote it up months ago and never posted it for some reason. I am really bad about that. I will write something and never finish it and it just stays in la la land forever. I feel that this is worthy of being on the blog though. Plus this is all about Neighbor Girl which many of you have either met or heard about. It is hilarious because almost no one knows her by her actual name. And my brother won’t even let me refer to her as anything but neighbor girl.
Hi,
Alright two girls one cup.com
No just kidding.
This dates back to Friday night. We head to Uptown and it is highly gay. We gather our drunken selves together and head home. We get home and I hear some neighbors talking down the street. I live in a neighborhood where the average age is about 60. But since I have owned this house I have noticed this little hottie a couple houses down. It turns out the girl who lives there is pretty decent but it was her older sister who is really hot. Anyways so I hear them and my drunken self starts yelling at them telling them to come down and say hello. They yell back telling us to come there. Hrmm…well I guess I can walk over there and meet my neighbor.
Alphamo and myself walk down the street and I let him know this girl is crazy hot. Ugh I wish it was her sister. She is hot but nothing compared to her sister. We show up and there are 3 females and one guy. I introduce myself to the guy first and I can tell he isn’t too happy that a couple dudes just showed up. He is paired up with his girlfriend which is fine since she is the least attractive one. That leaves two girls. One I will be generous and give a 6 rating to and the other I would give an 8. I know immediately who I am attracted to and begin to pretty much pay no attention to her. The lesser attractive girl blurts out ohh you are the hot neighbor guy. Gee thanks you are so nice.
I ignore her and start chatting up the dude. Everyone is tipsy and they eventually invite us in. We agree and head inside and upstairs to her room. The HB6 is all over me pulling me down to the floor. I spot a little kittie cat and start playing with him instead. This girl is still all over me saying crazy shit and all I am doing is figuring out how I get the other girl. Sorry Alphamo I can’t pass on my hot neighbor two houses down. That would just be foolish.
So eventually me and HB6 end up on the bed and are making out and fooling around. She had nice tits and nipples but other than that whatever. I would really rather not sleep with her even though she starts asking if I have a condom.
After a few minutes everyone comes back in the room and I start blowing up Alphamo’s phone with texts saying I am going to AMOG him. We have a text battle and the competition is on. He isn’t pleased but shit we have known these girls for 15 minutes. I would say it is still fair game. At some point HB8 says she is going downstairs to grab a couple drinks. Now me being the gentlemen I am I offer to lend her a hand. I mean after all what girl can carry two drinks by themselves. We head downstairs she grabs a couple drinks from the fridge and walks over to the counter. I spin her around and we start making out. Next thing you know I throw her on the countertop and things are escalating quick.
THUMP THUMP THUMP…
Damnit why is someone coming down the stairs. Here I am 30 seconds away from pulling this girls sweats down and nailing her right there. Fine this isn’t gonna happen now. Eventually things die down and we head back home. I decide not to try and number close anyone as they live right down the street. I do however get home and look up the number in our neighborhood directory. HB8 answers and I try to pull her back to my house. I guess she can’t leave her friends alone so I head to bed.
Fast forward to Sunday. At around 4 I get a call from HB6 apologizing for acting like a retard Friday night. I let her know everything is ok and we end the phone call. A couple hours later I get a knock on my door and it is the two girls. HB8 had cooked me some badass rice and chicken dish. Damn I am eating it cold right now while typing this and it is still awesome. We all sit down and are watching the game. This is sorta boring plus they woke me up from my nap. Sounds like a good excuse to take some shots. We start drinking but for some reason I decide to stay pretty much sober. I had a couple drinks but never even got tipsy. I normally like to have some drinks in me because I say and do some crazy shit that sober me won’t usually do. But for some reason I feel in complete control over both these girls and have no problem doing whatever I want with them.
On occasion around really hot girls I tone it down a little. I know I do this because I feel like they might be GF material. It is stupid that I do this. I should just treat all girls the same. I mean after all the crazy shit I say to these lesser girls they never question. But that could be they feel inferior to me whereas a super hot girl might not let shit like that fly. I am not sure.
With these girls I say and do whatever I want. Eventually I mention I have a hot tub and they are all about it. They head back home and grab their suits. When they show back up I tell them to go jump in and I will be out there in a minute. I go change walk outside and get right in the middle of them. Things were very slow at first because I was trying to figure this out in my head. How do I mess around with one girl without making the other feel left out. And two how do I mess around with one girl without making the other girl not jealous.
So you have a couple girls. One is straight up into girls but the other has problems with girls. Is there anything you can do to overcome this? Or are you just barking up the wrong tree?
I tried tonight and while I knew it would be difficult I went with it. One of the girls was so awesome at trying to get it to fly. I mean good lord she would be an amazing wing picking up girls. I was almost flabbergasted listening to her try to get the other girl to go along. I start making out with the HB6 at first. I figured this was the best way to start the interaction by showing her the most attention. While I am doing this I reach over and start rubbing on HB8’s clit. I start laughing just a little when she starts moaning while I am making out with HB6. I then reverse and do the complete opposite with each girl. Tops start coming off and HB8 leans over and starts making out with HB6. OMG I am falling in love with HB8. That shit is just fucking awesome. I mean she is like a dude. Everything was going pretty good and then this girl just freaks out and leaves the hot tub. UGH!
HB8 and I are trying to figure out how to proceed. I mean clearly we have an upset girl now. We are trying to think logically about how to make HB6 feel ok. I figure fuck it we might as well have fun. I turn HB8 around and nail the hot neighbor girl. Afterwards we go back inside and start working her some more. It seems like we are getting somewhere but then her jealousy kicks in and it is a no go.
Clearly if two girls are into it then you have little to worry about. But is there something magical you can do to get a girl who isn’t into other girls to experiment?
This damn threesome keeps eluding me!
I thought for sure it was going to happen in the hot tub. I mean HB8 was a master. Things were so freaking close.
After we end up back inside HB6 had tidied up the joint and I got both the girls tops off. It was rather humorous seeing these two girls walk around topless like it was no big deal. Hell probably to them it wasn’t. HB6 definitely had some of the nicest tits I have seen in some time. After a while there is just no way we are going to convince HB6 to a threesome. I say fuck it grab neighbor girl and head back to my room. I nail the shit out of her which HB6 can’t help but hear. I feel very sorry for this girl but she could have had her fun.
Wow the latter part of this post is written so jumbled. What the hell. Negative Rep for my storytelling abilities.
Thank you Sir and or Ma’am
Wow, way to AnnCoulter the shit outta the first half of this story.
